Was she depressed or just drunk? Months after Kirsten Dunst returned from rehab, she's now telling people she never suffered from alcoholism at all, and instead checked in to treat depression. Whatever you say. [Us Weekly]
Shocker! Jack Nicholson may have once gone to a brothel in Germany. [Page Six]
Sean Avery was spotted wearing a Phillip Lim jacket in East Hampton. A gift from Anna maybe? [Rush & Molloy]
TV-lawyer Dylan McDermott doesn't need an attorney for his divorce case—he's representing himself. [Page Six]
Sex and the City premiered in New York last night. Sarah Jessica Parker wore Nina Ricci, Kim Cattrall wore Vivienne Westwood, Cynthia Nixon wore Narciso Rodriguez, and Kristin Davis wore Donna Karan. [NY Post]
The fallout from Naomi Campbell's Heathrow freakout isn't over yet. She's set to return to the airport's police station to be formally charged sometime this week. [MSNBC]
Brad Pitt and Angeline Jolie aren't buying that $70 million French villa; they're leasing it. [People]
Cindy Margolis and her husband Guy Starkman have split up after nine years of marriage. [Us Weekly]
Former E! correspondent Jules Asner—remember her?—wrote a mystery novel with characters based on Ryan Seacrest and Jennifer Aniston. [Rush & Molloy]
Newly ana-looking Colin Farrell says he doesn't have an eating disorder, he's just prepping for a role. Whew. [Celebitchy]
Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon continue their tour-de-love. Now they're in Asia! [E!]