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• After a handful of false alarms (and after claiming they were weren't even engaged) Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen finally got married yesterday, tying the knot in a small ceremony at a Catholic church in Santa Monica. [Us, People]
• It looks like Jeremy Piven won't be penalized for walking away from Speed-the-Plow, since officials from Actors' Equity and the Broadway League couldn't come to a consensus at his hearing yesterday. [NYT, NYP]
• Russell Simmons has agreed to pay Kimora $40,000 a month in child support until their daughters turn 19. [People]
• Derek Jeter is supposedly dating a 22-year-old FIT student. Given she enjoys playing his voicemails for her group of friends, you probably shouldn't expect the relationship to last very long. [NYDN]

• Sam Ronson and Lindsay Lohan got in (another) fight during a flight from LA to London: "Onlookers described as an 'animated conversation' as they passed through the airport." [DM]
• No charges have been filed against Chris Brown yet; the police still haven't decided whether to charge him with a misdemeanor or a felony. [People]
• Jonathan Rhys Meyers has checked into rehab again. [NYDN]
• Jodie Foster tried to talk her way out of a speeding ticket in Beverly Hills. She didn't succeed. And although the action was filmed for the reality show Speeders, it won't be airing since she wouldn't sign a release. [P6]
• After a romantic weekend in Paris, Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson went on a sightseeing trip to Normandy. How lovely. [People]
• DMX could be facing another eight more years behind bars for assaulting a guard and throwing a tray of food at him. [MTV]
• Housewives star Bethenny Frankel offended some guy by not staying at his condo at the Setai in Miami last weekend. [P6]
• David Beckham is not planning to sublet George Clooney's villa overlooking Lake Como, after all. Oh, well. [Mirror]
• Guy Ritchie apparently calls Madonna "It" behind her back. [Sun]
• Nick Cannon supposedly landed his new gig as host of America's Got Talent by promising producers he'd get Mariah Carey to make a guest appearance. [CM]
• Kim Kardashian says she keeps a master list of all her e-mail passwords in her purse, just so you know where to look. [NYDN]
• Tila Tequila wasn't offended by Christian Bale's infamous freakout on the set of Terminator Salvation: "He can talk to me like that any time!" We're sure. [Us]