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• Is Billy Joel planning to split up with Katie Lee? That's what the Enquirer is claiming this week, suggesting that Katie's "cozy relationship" with "hunky designer" Yigal Azrouel has caused Billy to consider dumping her. But not until his tour ends in November, which doesn't make much sense. [National Enquirer]
• A New Jersey man says Bruce Springsteen caused the breakup of his marriage. In divorce papers, he alleges Bruce and his estranged wife have been having an affair since the two met up at a local gym more than a year ago. [Star]
• Michael Phelps "skeeved out onlookers" at Marquee on Tuesday by drinking straight from a bottle of vodka and "dancing like a loon," all while making out with his cocktail waitress girlfriend. [NYDN]
• Breaking! Brad Pitt took sons Maddox and Pax to a Dunkin Donuts in Oyster Bay yesterday morning just like a "regular guy." [Star]

• Lindsay Lohan's downward spiral continues: Her "friends" now say she's become the "saddest girl in the world" and that she "needs to get psychiatric help." Meanwhile, LiLo herself says Sam Ronson's camp is full of "jealous people with bad fucking energy." [P6, E!]
• Britney Spears walked off the stage during a concert in Vancouver because too many people were smoking. Also, she's reportedly rekindled her romance with K-Fed and the two are now "hooking up whenever and wherever the mood strikes." How romantic. [Sun, Star]
• All that trouble in Malawi last week is supposedly bringing Madonna and Guy Ritchie "closer together," whatever that means. [Sun]
• Billy Bob Thornton freaked out on a Canadian radio show yesterday after he was introduced as an "Oscar-winning screenwriter-actor-director" instead of just a musician. [CNN, EW]
• NBC execs are threatening to replace Christopher Meloni and Mariska Hargitay on Law & Order: SVU for demanding higher salaries. [EW]
• Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson have broken up. [MSNBC]
• Victoria Floethe says she knows who spilled the beans about her affair with Michael Wolff. We look forward to hearing her kooky conspiracy theory! [P6]
• Whitney Houston, who is being sued by her stepmom over her father's life insurance payout, has filed a $1.6 million countersuit. [AP]
• Tina Fey's neighbors really love her. How nice to hear. [P6]
• The people behind the Sex and the City sequel have already started leaking plot details, even though the movie doesn't come out for another year. [MSNBC]