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• Remember last week when Lindsay Lohan announced that she'd "saved" a bunch of kids in India from becoming victims of child trafficking? Yea, well, it seems she wasn't even in the country yet when that happened, at least according to according to a leading social activist in New Delhi, who has since filed a complaint with the BBC, which was filming Lohan's efforts for a documentary. In any event, LiLo must be totally, like, spent from saving the world: She returned to the U.S over the weekend after spending less than a week there. [Telegraph, People]
• In other LiLo news, the Lohan family website is now selling some of her secondhand clothes. If you'd like to buy Lindsay's hideous wardrobe from back in her Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen days, you're in luck. [P6]
• The New York Post has added an esteemed new columnist to its roster! Ashley Dupre is the paper's new love, sex, and relationship columnist. In her first column, Dupre answers questions about a rebellious teen, how to tell if one's husband is unhappy, whether or not to share your "number," and also offers up some Christmas gift ideas. There's even a video to go with it in which Dupre is dressed up like a naughty schoolgirl. [NYP]

• More Tiger Woods fallout. After announcing his hiatus from golf on Friday, global consulting firm Accenture cut ties with Woods, saying he is "no longer the right representative" for them. Meanwhile, Gillette is phasing out his ads, and AT&T is "evaluating its ongoing relationship" with him. [NYP, NYDN]
• In other Tiger news, classy mistress Jamie Jungers now says she hooked up with Woods the night that his father died; on Saturday, the Florida Department of Children and Families visited Woods' home, apparently to check on the state of his two children; Playgirl has decided not to publish those alleged pictures of Woods' nether parts; and Elin Nordegren filled up her car with gas over the weekend and she wasn't wearing her wedding ring. Meanwhile, as for Tiger himself, his whereabouts are unknown, although some report he's on his yacht in Palm Beach. [NOTW, Radar, People, Sun, TMZ]
• Renee Zellweger and Bradley Cooper were seen spotted out houses together in LA, so they must be settling down and getting married any second now, right? [P6]
• Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi was struck in the face with a statue at a political rally in Milan on Sunday. He was rushed from the scene with blood on his face. And about two-thirds of the country was deeply satisfied. [NYT]
• One of the reasons Uma Thurman and Arpad Busson called off their engagement? He was supposedly a control freak because he wanted to "bring in his own chef and his own security." [NYDN]
• After creating tons of buzz by showing a clip of Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi getting punched in the face by a drunk New York City gym teacher on Jersey Shore, MTV has decided not to air the clip on this week's episode. They will, however, air a message for those seeking help from abusive relationships after the show. [Us]
• Speaking of abusive men who beat women, Chris Brown unleashed his rage on Twitter after he visited a Connecticut Walmart and realized his new album wasn't being sold there. [NYDN, P6]
• Why is Jay-Z such a great guy to work for? Because at the Christmas party for his Rocawear fashion line, he "took time to pose and sign autographs" for the children of his employees. It just warms the heart, doesn't it? [P6]
• Take this with a grain of salt, but the Sun reports that Jude Law and Sienna Miller have decided to return to London together this spring and move in together. [Sun]
• Spoiler alert! Countess LuAnn de Lesseps is now a countess, reality TV star, author, and songwriter. It seems she may be singing a song called "Money Can't' Buy You Class" during the upcoming season of Real Housewives of New York City. [P6]
• Johnson & Johnson heir James Johnson has upset his Tewksbury Township, New Jersey neighbors by trying to put a heliport in the middle of his cattle farm. Locals say the noise of the helicopters would upset the "beauty, serenity, and peacefulness" of the town. [P6]
• In other Johnson family gossip, a newly engaged Casey Johnson was been charged with two felonies last week for allegedly stealing stuff from model Jasmine Lennard. [TMZ]
• 30 Rock's Grizz (aka Grizzwald Chapman) is suffering from severe hypertention and needs to get a kidney transplant. [OK]
• Everyone's favorite reality star, Spencer Pratt, is now the proud owner of a music company. It's called "King Spencer Music," naturally. [TMZ]
• Are Patti Smith and Ralph Fiennes dating? They could be! They've been spotted around town a bunch together. [P6]
• Did Russell Brand buy a massive diamond ring at Cartier in London the other day to propose with to Katy Perry? Maybe! Or maybe not! [DM]
• Former Bachelor reject Melissa Rycroft got married to an insurance agent named Tye Strickland. Who cares, right? But get this: After exchanging vows, they kissed to an "instrumental version of the Monday Night Football theme song." Classy, eh? [Us]
• Tori Spelling and her mom Candy have officially reconciled. Tori brought her family to Candy's Christmas party Saturday night. [TMZ]
• Hollywood scribe Peter Biskind is writing a book about Warren Beatty and his many trysts over the years. And it seems Biskind has taken his job to heart. He allegedly had a nearly two-year affair with an artist named Dawn Ellis while writing the book, but when things turned sour, Ellis called his wife to tell her all about the affair. [P6]
• Is Prince William going to be installed as "shadow king" and take over some of Queen Elizabeth's duties? That's what many Brits are buzzing about, although Buckinham Palace is dismissing the talk as "completely untrue." [Guardian]
• Lady Gaga considers herself "a little bit of a feminist" and said that "women need and want someone to look up to who they feel has the full sense of who they are and says, 'I'm great.'" Thanks for being there for us, Lady Gaga. [ShowbizSpy]