Quizno's: Taste the Poop

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Hamilton Nolan

05/19/09 11:45AM

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Yes, Quizno's Submarine Sandwich Shoppe is run by oven-lusting sex pervs, but guess what, Quizno's: you have crossed the line by allowing 2 Girls, 1 Cup to be associated with your sandwiches. Think, you fools.

"2 Girls, 1 Sub. Hungry? See If This Sandwich Whets Your Appetite." Yes. For poop.

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Quizno's is the same sex perv breadlicker corporation that based its last ads for this same sandwich on the concept of getting a blowjob from an oven. These are some powerful sandwichdildos!

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Eve Summers Hamilton Nolan 05/19/09 12:04PM

Does the fact that this turned me on make me homosexual or herosexual?

Mount_Prion Eve Summers 05/19/09 12:05PM

@Eve Summers: Quiznosexual, actually.

Eve Summers Mount_Prion 05/19/09 12:08PM

@Mount_Prion: C.U.C.A.R.A.C.H.A.:

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youreabigjessie Eve Summers 05/19/09 12:14PM

@Eve Summers: Hungry, apparently.

Mount_Prion Hamilton Nolan 05/19/09 11:56AM

What can I say. It's lunch time, and the ad just made me hungry.

Colonel Mustard Hamilton Nolan 05/19/09 12:07PM

You have to remember, HamNo, that this is the same sandwich company who (for a while, anyway) adopted as their mascots a pair of freaked out, deranged rats on PCP.

I don't know about you, but if I'm trying to sell food, I'm probably going to avoid connecting my product with a pair of vermin-infested rodents.

ShachiAssaracus Colonel Mustard 05/19/09 01:15PM

omigosh, I love the spongmonkeys Quizno ads ("They have a PEPPER bar!"). So maybe those specific ads didn't appeal to a larger customer base, but they did to me. And isn't that what matters.

metalkate ShachiAssaracus 05/19/09 01:24PM

@ShachiAssaracus: i love those creatures! i have a t-shirt of them from before they sold out. ; )

MizValentine Hamilton Nolan 05/19/09 11:56AM

That's pretty bad, but I do give Quiznos props for the ad where the sandwich machine says, "Put it in me" to the dude. First time I saw that, I thought it was some kind of acid flashback. Certainly not something that one would see on actual TV.

Claire Buoyant MizValentine 05/19/09 12:03PM

@MizValentine: This one provoked a "OMG! WTF!" when I first saw it. It won a Clio, too. I guess TV standards are different in different countries.

MizValentine Claire Buoyant 05/19/09 02:28PM

@Claire Buoyant: Oh my!!