Damn It America, You're Dying Over Cheetos 7.00K Hamilton Nolan 01/21/10 11:12AM Filed to: Science Science Health salt Food Death Usa Cheetos If Americans cut their salt intake by one teaspoon a day, it could prevent "32,000 strokes and 54,000 heart attacks a year." Just one tiny god damn teaspoon. Jesus, just do it. For Chrissake. Just put down the Cheeto. The nerve of you people. [ABC]