White Guy Explains Black People Twitter

Creative strategy consultant and white man Alan Wolk makes an earnest attempt today in Ad Age to demystify "20-something African-Americans tweeting in what can best be described as ghetto slang." No homo stereotype! Alan adds this disclaimer:
"(Note: These tweeters may well be Harvard doctoral candidates playing an elaborate practical joke, but the verbiage and profile photos seem to indicate otherwise.)" Bases: covered. He really is making a good-hearted attempt here, people.
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