The Food Lift is a Product That Might as Well Exist
How has America made such big strides in science, technology, and medicine, but Americans still face the burden of eating with their hands? We put a man on the moon, but we still have to use a fork!? No more!
The Food Lift is the greatest invention since the invention of inventions. Which I guess would be the wheel. The Food Lift is the wheel of our times. It is so revolutionary, that it will not only change the way we eat, but the way we speak. Instead of saying "I'm getting a bite to eat," we'll say "I'm getting a slurp to wheel." "Wheeling and dealing" will now be a reference to pooping.
