Mailing Cocaine Inside Bologna Is a Bad Idea 12.24K Jeff Neumann 08/28/10 04:09PM Filed to: dumbasses dumbasses Drugs Cocaine Bologna Food narcotics Police in Holyoke, Massachusetts arrested a man this week for receiving $100,000 worth of cocaine in the mail that was hidden inside a chunk of bologna, after being tipped off by authorities in Puerto Rico. Who mailorders bologna, anyway?