Charlie Sheen bounces back from last week's cocaine- and hooker-related hospitalization with more cocaine and more hookers. Katy Perry's wedding launched an Indian police investigation. Kim Kardashian faces a Slutoween Sophie's Choice. Halloween's gossip roundup says "Boo!" and "You whore."

  • Another day, another hookers, booze, and cocaine bender for Charlie Sheen: After bouncing back from last week's hospitalization- and lawsuit-inducing bender with porn star and maybe-prostitute Capri Anderson (who plans to sue Charlie for hitting and falsely imprisoned her) Sheen is apparently "partying wildly" back in his stomping grounds in L.A. "It's been a non-stop party of drugs and hookers since Charlie got home," "He is completely out of control," "He's gone crazy partying," "Charlie Sheen is going to die this week." But not before Two and a Half Men can squeeze a couple more episodes out of him. He's scheduled to return to his sitcom's set on Tuesday. [Radar, Gatecrasher, People, images via Getty and NSFW Club Capri Anderson]
  • Meanwhile, Capri Anderson's long-lost Girls Gone Wild video just surfaced. It's reached the point that every prostitution-dabbling female has Girls Gone Wild footage stored in a vault somewhere. Joe Francis is America's foremost archiver of women destined to be "the other woman." [TMZ]
  • You'd think the religious extremist family from Sister Wives would be against Halloween, but they're not! The Browns are going to a costume party. One of their kids is going as a vampire from Twilight. [TMZ]
  • Held captive, still, in the Betty Ford Rehab Clinic, celebrity anti-hero Lindsay Lohan has been receiving Halloween candy care packages all week. [TMZ]
  • Her dad went as a cop for Halloween, which is funny given how many times Michael Lohan has been arrested. Keep your enemies close? [TMZ]
  • In other celebrity costume news, estranged couple David Arquette and Courteney Cox will reunite—dressed as flowers—to take daughter Coco—dressed as a bumblebee—trick-or-treating. The Situation went as himself and hung out with sexy zombies, and Snooki's "pickle princess" costume turned out pretty cute. [People, People, Us]
  • Evan Rachel Wood kinda-sorta after-the-fact confirmed the rumor that she dated Alexander Skarsgard. "God, that set [True Blood's] is just a lovefest over there.... I did date one of the castmembers already." Oh, Evan. Chronically in love with pasty blood-sucking goths. [E!]
  • One week later, Katy Perry and Russell Brand's mega-tastic Indian nuptial extravaganza is still having fallout: The resort that hosted them faces charges for violating noise laws. Apparently there's a police investigation and everything! Apparently parties at a resort next door to a sacred tiger sanctuary make for touchy neighborhood nabobs. [E!]
  • Kim Kardashian faces a Slutty Sophie's Choice: "I still can't decide between 2 costumes... Ok the 2 options are a pirate or little red riding hood! But they are super cute and sexy! Which should I be?" Red Riding Hood, hands down. [@KimKardashian, @KimKardashian]