It turns out Jennifer Aniston isn't completely unlovable, because living Abercrombie polo Ashton Kutcher wants to go out on a date with her. Kutcher was on the BBC this weekend talking about how he wants a date with the perpetually single Aniston to win a $1,000 bet he made with a friend in college, and he's not letting his wife, Demi Moore, get in the way either.

Aw, poor Aniston, even Ashton doesn't want to date her for real. On the other hand, this totally sounds like the set up for their next god-awful romantic comedy. Someone call a screenwriter—and get Aniston a tissue.

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