'Ching Chong Ling Long Gourmet Takeout' Targets UCLA Racist
Remember UCLA's racist YouTube ranter, who complained about Asians ruining her life with their annoying "ching chong ling long ting tong" language? She has inspired a new Asian-run campus business:
Welcome to Ching-Chong-Ling-Long Takeout, Westwood's newest, sexiest, drop-dead delicious Asian-food Delivery. We at the Palace Restaurant Seafood & Dim Sum (located at 11701 Wilshire Blvd at the Barrington intersection) started CCLL Takeout in order to provide UCLA students/staff with quality, affordable Asian foods.
We believe that the best way to combat intolerance is through a positive cultural experience mixed in with a healthy serving of humor, and hope that after you try us, you too will feel that way.
Though well-intentioned, I suspect Ching Chong Ling Long's employees will get sick of this pretty quickly. Can you imagine how annoying the UCLA racists of the world would be, drunkenly ordering eggrolls from a place called "Ching Chong Ling Long" on a Friday night? And that's not even counting the prank call potential for a place that advertises its services to "Fraternity/Sorority Row." [Disgrasion, ChingChongLingLong]