GOP presidential candidate Michele Bachmann says the reason why she confuses Elvis Presley's birthday with his death day, and Russia for the Soviet Union, and herself with John Wayne Gacy when she means John Wayne—John Wayne, guys—is because "when you speak six times a day, slip-ups can occur."

She could easily resolve her problem by campaigning less, and also talking less. No talking, no slip-ups. [MSNBC. Image via AP]