Heartache for cougars and admirers-of-cougars: Following a rumored marriage retreat at ex-husband Bruce Willis' vacation home, Demi Moore has announced she is divorcing cheating husband Ashton Kutcher.

In a statement released to the Associated Press, she expounded on the end of Mootcher:

It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that I have decided to end my six-year marriage to Ashton. As a woman, a mother and a wife there are certain values and vows that I hold sacred, and it is in this spirit that I have chosen to move forward with my life. This is a trying time for me and my family, and so I would ask for the same compassion and privacy that you would give to anyone going through a similar situation

After the news broke Ashton tweeted,

I will forever cherish the time I spent with Demi. Marriage is one of the most difficult things in the world and unfortunately sometimes they fail. Love and Light, AK

He then added a hashtag proclaiming Sandusky's innocence.

Haha, just kidding. This brings us to the next debacle, though: What's Demi going to do about her @mrskutcher Twitter handle? [AP, image via Getty]