A male masseur has filed a $2 million lawsuit against John Travolta, TMZ reports, alleging that a naked and "semi-erect" Travolta offered a "reverse massage" and touched the masseur's penis and testicles during a session at the Beverly Hills Hotel. "Come on dude, I'll jerk you off," the complainant alleges Travolta said.

But then the suit claims Travolta described Hollywood as "controlled by homosexual Jewish men who expect favors in return for sexual activity." Way to ruin your titillating sex rumor with an anti-semitic conspiracy theory, John Doe. Now none of us can justify believing you, no matter how badly we want to.

Silver lining: "Reverse massage" is a term that will likely come in handy during a future episode of The Client List. [TMZ, image via Getty]