Airport Terror: LAX Screams as Cat Bombarded With Radiation

Well, oh, shit: a live animal was just put through an x-ray scanner at LAX.

Maybe it will get superpowers, haha. Or just tumors:

The amount of screaming that's happening in the Jet Blue terminal at LAX is incredible right now and yet it feels completely appropriate.

July 1, 2015

HOLY SHIT. A dude just put his cat inside the X-Ray machine at LAX. The TSA is flipping the fuck out.

July 1, 2015

I have seen people pulled out of the TSA line for knives. Guns. I have never seen the rage of the TSA when dude just put his cat in the XRay

July 1, 2015

The TSA folks at Terminal 3 at LAX are animal lovers. They lost their shit when that dude put his cat through the scanner. RAGE.

July 1, 2015

Cat Update: the TSA was deciding whether to arrest the dude, call a vet, or just kick his ass for putting his cat through the X-Ray.

July 1, 2015

You guys I don't think the owner of #XrayCat is gonna be allowed to get on his flight. Also he wore a fedora. #LAX

July 1, 2015

According to Twitter, this also happened yesterday:

I have now seen everything. A woman trying to put a live cat, no cage, through the xray thing at LAX security. Officers suddenly screaming!

June 30, 2015

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