Jennifer Lawrence's Email Address Probably Has "Butt" in It
Your best friend, Jennifer Lawrence, has an email address with the word "butt" in it. Of course she does, because she's a cool girl who checks out John Stamos' ass and has a well-organized collection of butt plugs.
This important J-Law email address update comes to us from New Zealand singer and Jennifer-Lawrence-email-address-haver Lorde, who tweeted this over the weekend:
win: do you have jen lawrence's new email me: oh yeah lemme look me: i think it's got 'butt' in it
— Lorde (@lordemusic) June 15, 2014
So, you know, just make sure you use that new email address when you want to start a Google Hangout with your pal Jen and then conspicuously forget to invite Taylor Swift to it.