In the summer of 2014, anonymous hackers flooded the internet with private nude photos of major (and minor) celebrities. Two years later, new details show the FBI thinks they identified Jennifer Lawrence’s hacker. But no one’s facing charges.

Last summer, stolen photos of dozens of famous women flooded the internet; eager pervs cheered it as “The Fappening,” a pornographic cataclysm without any clear cause or culprit. But even as the horny internet has (mostly) moved on, the feds have been working hard to identify the culprit or culprits—and they’ve narrowed in on the suspicious activity of at least one man.

Exciting time to be Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin. Dates with each other, dates with significant others, dates over here, dates over there, dates in Central Park, dates at very exclusive parties... As Martin might say, make new girlfriends but keep the old; one is a blonde movie star and the other is also a blonde movie star.

Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin, who were once allegedly dating, have, since they allegedly stopped dating, been seen together, repeatedly, eating food. On Thursday, for example, they ate food in Los Angeles. They were also, the New York Post reports, "laughing and giggling."

If you felt a rattling last night as you slept off your weekend hangover, don't worry: that was just the stars aligning for one Jennifer Lawrence, who is destined to be loved by all for eternity. According to a report in The Independent, J-Law's got a new suitor now that she's done with Gwyneth Paltrow's estranged husband Chris Martin.

The 115th Hunger Games movie will release this coming week, so a fitting choice to host Saturday night's episode of SNL was goofball Woody Harrelson and his closest companion, maryjane. In the True Detective actor's silly monologue, his pals from the HG franchise came by to jog his weed-addled memory.

Jennifer Lawrence, the genetic template for America's army of Cool Girl clones, revealed her secret Achilles' heel to David Letterman last night: She may have the singing voice of an angel, but it's a drunk, possibly dying angel.

While leaving the after party for The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1 premiere in London last night, America's newly-single sweetheart Jennifer Lawrence accidentally displayed some side-nipple.

Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin ended their four-months-long romance earlier this week, but Page Six reports Jennifer Lawrence was seen arriving at Martin's house just last night. Ooooooh.

According to an exclusive E! News report, America's Sweetheart Jennifer Lawrence, 24, and England's rocker dad Chris Martin, 37, broke up. Be not afraid, children, for Gwyneth Paltrow's hex—that bottle of Kiehl's she buried with some twigs in the backyard this summer—worked.

In an appearance at the New Yorker Festival on Saturday, Larry David responded to Jennifer Lawrence's declarations of love from this month's issue of Vanity Fair.

Jennifer Lawrence's ex-boyfriend, Nicholas Hoult, just wants to promote his new movie and forget about his singing in About a Boy, and Fox 5's Good Day New York had to make it as awkward as possible. After cringing through "Killing Me Softly," Hoult fielded an unexpected question about J-Law's stolen nude photos—which were originally intended for him—as gracefully as he could.

Jennifer Lawrence spoke to Vanity Fair recently about having dozens of nude selfies stolen and put on the internet. You will be surprised to find out that the users of Reddit had obscenely dense reactions to this interview.

A nude-by-choice Jennifer Lawrence covers Vanity Fair this month, and inside the issue, she hangs out with...what, a cockatoo? A parrot? Who knows. She also talks about getting her nude photos hacked one month after she posed for the cover: It was a "sex crime," she says.

Gwyneth Paltrow loves the Jewish high holidays, and she's starting her 5775 with some new underwear...and a subliminal message.

The artist who recently announced a gallery show featuring stolen nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence and Kate Upton has decided not to go through with it. He'll exhibit his own nudes instead, which he feels is pretty much the same thing, artistically.

The Reddit page that had previously been the central home to find links to a wealth of celebrity nudes that leaked last week has now been banned by Reddit. The page, previously titled /r/thefappening, now opens to an image of caution tape and text that reads "this subreddit has been banned."

The bizarre silver lining to this whole leaked celebrity nudes thing: a group of Redditors is so enamored with Jennifer Lawrence's naked body that they've donated thousands of dollars to the Prostate Cancer Foundation in her honor.

Over the last 24 hours, one portion of what's purportedly a huge, months-old cache of private celebrity nude photographs—the product of an "underground celeb n00d-trading ring," according to one anonymous 4chan poster—was leaked to anonymous image boards like AnonIB and 4chan.

Before she broke out in Mad Men and Community, Alison Brie starred as "Muffy the Vampire Slayer" in the failed pilot for a shitty teen TV show parody. And Jennifer Lawrence was there, too.