According to a new Wikileaks document released to The Telegraph, the FBI is still looking for at least four men it believes were connected with the 9/11 attacks—and who may have even been intended participants.

A woman in Indiana called 911 because she felt Facebook was too slow in removing a "nude self-portrait photograph" from its site. People. This is not what 911 is for. Let's review.

A Chicago woman called 911 and told the police her boyfriend was attacking her in an attempt "to scare him and have the police force him to marry her." Surprisingly, it didn't work, and now she's facing criminal charges.

The Zadroga Act, which helps compensate 9/11 first responders, was signed into law by President Obama this afternoon.

Nine years after Sept. 11, 2001, America saw perhaps its worst outbreak of Islamophobia since the attacks.

Floridian Lawrence Gauthier, who's called 911 16 times since November to "request business cards," called the emergency hotline on Sunday and "told the dispatcher he wanted the media arrested." Which is totally frivolous! But, yes, please, arrest those bastards. [via]

One year and two months after drunkenly torching a 9/11 memorial on Halloween, Harvard Law grad Brian Schroeder pleaded guilty to three charges. "I cannot explain why I acted the way I did," he explained. "I drank many alcoholic beverages."

Sen. Tom Coburn has dropped his objections to the 9/11 first responders bill, allowing Dems to circumvent procedural roadblocks and pass it quickly this afternoon.

Jon Stewart blasted Republicans on Monday for blocking legislation to provide health care benefits to 9/11 first responders (video). Tonight—his last show of the year—Stewart continued his criticism of Congress and the media for ignoring the issue.

Tonight, Jon Stewart opened with an impassioned rant against Republicans for blocking a Congressional bill that would've provided health care for 9/11 first responders. Stewart then implored the GOP to never again exploit the attacks for political gain. Watch inside.

Republican Senators have blocked a bill that would provide health care for 9/11 responders. Take that, heroes!

New York Governor-elect Andrew Cuomo has picked former "9/11 Mayor" Rudy Giuliani to co-chair his public safety transition team and help select candidates for top positions. Will these recommended candidates prove to be scumbag crooks and go to jail, too?

A 10-year-old in Illinois, land of promise, recently called 911 emergency response to complain about the dinner his dad served. Guys, let's go over this. If it's not bleeding or on fire or trying to kill you, don't call 911.

The New York Times this weekend profiles two female conservative commentators at very different points in their careers: crazy Upper East Side islamophobic blogger Pamela Geller, and crazy Ann Coulter. What can aspiring female right-wing blowhards learn from their stories?

When asked about creating his own clothing line, Kanye West told British Elle that Lindsay Lohan's line for Ungaro was "9/11 for celebrities doing fashion. After that, I thought, 'Well I can't do a line now.'" Harsh, but true. [via]

After this summer's hilarious floor brawls, the House finally was able to pass its $7.4 billion health bill for 9/11 responders today. Now this extremely popular bill will go to the Senate, and the Senate will go on vacation.

The U.S. delegation to the United Nations summit walked out during Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's speech today, as they seem to do every year. Today's reason? Ahmadinejad started talking about 9/11 being an inside job. God, he's annoying. [Image: Getty]

The Portland (Maine) Press Herald practically pissed on Old Glory on Sept. 11, when it ran a story about Muslin Ramadan on the front page—but no 9/11 anniversary boilerplate. This prompted an apology. Which itself prompted another controversy.

Hey, look: Ground Zero has a Yelp page. And it's only got four stars! We know Yelpers can be harsh, but can't the site of one of the century's defining moments catch a break?

[Last night, Professor Glenn Beck and famous person Sarah Palin exploited 9/11 in Alaska by charging people money to hear them talk about America and terrorists and things. Image via AP]