Tyra has donned a new heir to the throne of America's Next Top Model, and judging from her antics during last night's episode, she may be crazier than Queen Tyra herself.

Vogue's André Leon Talley is the best thing about America's Next Top Model and also an art historian who gave us all a lesson on the evolution of fabulousness. What can we learn from him today?

Tyra, lover of nonsense and whimsy, shipped the girls off to New Zealand this week to model with sheep on a craggy hillside. Poor Jessica, so overwhelmed by her "technological" dress, couldn't hold a candle to her woolly co-star.

The move to New Zealand does not agree with the Vogue honcho because he almost lost the title of being the best thing about America's Next Top Model. Wake up, ALT, a noted fashion photographer is gunning for you!

Whitney Port must have brought some ganja to this week's elimination because things got a little weird. The judges started to feel lethargic as smoke and sheep filled the room while Sesame Street style "Z"s fell from the ceiling.

Yes, Vogue's man-about-town brings some class to America's Next Top Model, but even he couldn't escape the ridiculous little game Tyra played to tell the girls they're all going to New Zealand. The shame!

Today at Gawker.TV, Suze Orman's a boastful cowgirl at heart, America's Next Top Models know nothing about fashion, New York City's "treegasm," Kate Gosselin's admits she's to blame, and South Park's 200th episode takes on every celebrity they've ever scorned.

Vogue's main geigh had more interesting metaphors than ever last night, solidifying his reputation as the greatest thing on America's Next Top Model. Also, a groundbreaking detente and an update on my invitation to take ALT to lunch.

Season to season, the contestants of Tyra's little model competition have been woefully ignorant of the fashion world. Stumped by Tinsley Mortimer, the girls are blissfully unaware of Karl Lagerfeld, love Michael Kors, and assume Louis Vuitton is still alive.

Vogue Editor-at-Large André Leon Talley/God in a leather fringe muumuu, brought his favorite new looks to show The View for Fashion Friday. New for spring: a chic beekeeper ensemble that hides your face completely—because everybody owns an apiary.

This week's episode was all about faking chemistry, just like Tyra fakes having a soul. When asked to make judge Nigel Barker feel comfortable before a photo shoot, Jessica decided that fondling his bald scalp would be the best approach.

Longtime Vogue editor André Leon Talley is the greatest thing about America's Next Top Model and his tenure on the judging table has gotten even more fabulously insane than ever. Also, a proposal for ALT.

After receiving a condescending lecture from Anslee for her improper thawing technique, Alasia struck back by criticizing Anslee's parenting skills, explaining "you ain't nobody's momma up in this bitch." Models: 0 Frozen Vegetables: 1

Vogue editor André Leon Talley is the greatest thing about America's Next Top Model. How good was he at creating fashion insanity this week judging the show's vampire themed photo shoot? Let's look.

Our favorite monotone, clown-mouthed hipster, Ren, sang her swan song in last night's elimination but not before Tyra pulled some fierce emotional manipulation.

Vogue editor-at-large-and-in-charge contributing editor André Leon Talley is the best thing about America's Next Top Model. How did he do on this week's episode of Tyra Banks skinny girl dog and pony show?

Today at Gawker.TV, the hosts of The View turn into puppets, George and Robin flub up their lines on GMA, Ugly American's pilot episode, and how last night's Top Model is more like a Japanese game show thank you think.

There's a new queen of campy ridiculous on Tyra Banks' high-end public access show and he happens to moonlight as Vogue editor Anna Wintour's right-hand man. Welcome to the André Leon Talley report card.

Earlier tonight, Tyra Banks received a somewhat brutal bitch-slapping from Chelsea Handler. Handler believes that Banks' America's Next Top Model, now in its 14th trimester, should have been aborted long ago. To be honest, we have a hard time disagreeing.

Vogue editor Anna Wintour doesn't watch TV, says André Leon Talley, the mag's editor-at-large and the latest addition to America's Next Top Model.