Is it Wednesday already? My how time flies for the Queen of Weave and her loyal subjects. Oh let's begin, shall we.

Happy St. Patrick's Day ladies and germs! Spring is nigh and Tyra has officially dropped the Banks from her name. It's good to be alive.

Do you hear that? Yeah, that! That is the terrifying sound of Fashion Making, and it's all happening Tyra style. Prepare yourselves, because this is the Makeover episode!

Come one, come all, for a great Tyrade is about to commence. On this week's ANTM, emotions and tensions run high as chicken dinners are screeched over and demons from the past are confronted.

Last night was a truly momentous occasion indeed: the premiere of the Cycle 16 cast of America's Next Top Model. And Tyra Banks has put her fiercest foot forward.

Who better to mock the girls that go through ANTM's auditioning process than Tyra Banks herself? Here's our queen—in all of her crazy glory—acting out some of the "types" of gals that "wanna be on top."

If you're anything like us, you watch a lot of television, and if you're anything like us you have serious opinions about the things you've watched on TV. Here are the ones we loved (and a couple we hated).

The winner of America's Next Top Model hit up Access Hollywood Live this morning and she took Billy Bush questions about her awkward, bullied years in stride. Back in high school, Billy would so have been the bullying type.

Don't know if it was the Italian Vogue shoot or the meeting with IMG but tonight's ANTM actually felt like a real modeling competition! But then Tyra came onscreen, she crowned a winner, and here's how we felt about it.

Tyra Banks debuted her first film last night called "Disturbato" starring the remaining ANTM contestants. Tyra's atempt to be avant-garde and high fashion fails miserably in this shaky camera, eyeliner smudged "mini-movie." Someone should tell Tyra to stick to modeling.

Five models. Four go-see appointments. And one helluva boring episode. Here's how it all went down.

On tonight's episode of Top Model, Ann made us all wonder if maybe she isn't ready to become a supermodel. After all, some people just can't handle the spotlight. Just ask the Bates High senior class. Oh wait, you can't...

They sure had us going for a while, but with this week's elimination, all ANTM has proven is exactly what we've known all along: they're not cranking out the world's next supermodels.

This season of Top Model is supposed to be about high fashion. But as you all know, where there's a high theres always undoubtedly a low. With that in mind, watch as every single contestant tumbles during their runway challenge.

During a photoshoot with noted fashion photographer Nigel Barker Matthew Rolston—who, you know, is actually noted—everyone came out looking gorgeous. But only one girl could come out "on top" and I'll give you one guess who that was.

Unbe-weave-able as every cycle of America's Next Top Model's makeover episode is, this season's really took the cake. Why? Four words: hair today, gone... today. Here is all of last night's hair-raising drama presented in three parts.

Every week Tyra provides both her contestants and her viewers with some valuable lessons. Did you know models had "types"? What "Palm Springs" is? Or that semen is really yucky? But Tyra, we still have a few questions...

It must be the influence of new judge André Leon Talley, but Tyra Banks' public access-grade reality competition America's Next Top Model is getting a high-class make over for its 15th "cycle." They even tricked Vogue into taking part.

Today at Gawker.TV, Dr. Phil accidentally dons a "Hitler 'stache," the newest inductee to Tyra's Top Model hall of fame, Stephen Colbert's tips on claiming racial bias on the SAT, and the 4th hour of Today goes make-up free.

During the two-hour season finale of America's Next Top Model last night, it didn't take long for Vogue's chief gay André Leon Talley to make up his mind who should win. We think he was the only victor.