Perennial Anna Wintour sidekick and fashion icon André Leon Talley tells Vanity Fair in a new interview that he is absolutely not gay—though he says he has had "very gay experiences."

After a three-decade residency at Vogue, contributing editor André Leon Talley is leaving the magazine. Beyond the masthead, you might recognize ALT from his Louis Vuitton-clad tennis practice in The September Issue, or simply for his glorious collection of capes.

"I just like partying," 9-year-old Oscar nominee Quvenzhané Wallis tells André Leon Talley. Someone intervene now.

If you were confused by the final judging panel on America's Next Top Model last night, then you weren't alone. One of the girls was summarily disqualified with little explanation. What the hell happened, and is Facebook to blame?

Last night, Anna Wintour's charity boondoggle, the Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art, brought out the brightest in the fashion world and tons of celebrities wearing their couture finest. But it wasn't easy walking that red carpet.

Apparently Tyra Banks and Vogue editor Andre Leon Talley have a web show called "Fa-Fa-Fa Fashion," in which they feint and shriek and perform trippy skits about Tyra pissing herself. (A reenactment of this?)

We all know that Rachel Zoe is the skinny (even when pregnant) crazy lady who runs around in recycled hippie garb and dresses celebs. She even has a TV show. But did you know that she's raking in serious money? I. Die.

[No event in New York is photographed as extensively as Fashion Week. Continuing our trip down the glamour rabbit hole, here are some more of the best images from the barrage. This tableau, above, opened the Monique Lhuillier show. Image via AP]

Don't know if it was the Italian Vogue shoot or the meeting with IMG but tonight's ANTM actually felt like a real modeling competition! But then Tyra came onscreen, she crowned a winner, and here's how we felt about it.

The Honorable André Leon Talley takes his snarky judging ability from ANTM to Martha Stewart's show to decide whether Martha is considered to be "petite," and whether she should be a judge on Tyra's show herself.

During a photoshoot with noted fashion photographer Nigel Barker Matthew Rolston—who, you know, is actually noted—everyone came out looking gorgeous. But only one girl could come out "on top" and I'll give you one guess who that was.

Daily Profile: André Leon Talley

Who: A fashion giant for three decades now, Talley is Vogue's former editor-at-large and currently a contributing editor at the magazine.

Nadya Suleman has finally run through her resources. Kim Kardashian takes legal action over a blow-up doll. Oksana Grigorieva may have tried to kill a porn star. Bob Barker collapses at a gun range. TGIFriday gossip.

[A giant crocodile wearing the skin of Vogue's André Leon Talley sizes up Serena Williams as prey at the Vera Wang show today. It's hard to find food during Fashion Week! Image via Getty]

In the aftermath of Lady Gaga's meaty VMA performance, erotic revelations. Kanye West is a puddle of sorrow. Robert DeNiro cures boner problems with Tiger Balm. Andre Leon Talley falls off a bench. Monday gossip starts the week right.

We know that you're plotting your course to the Fashion's Night Out event closest to you tomorrow night. We have a way to make it even more fun. Join our scavenger hunt, snap some pictures, and you could win cash!

A tipster sent us a few photos of Anna Wintour checking out the rehearsal today for Fashion's Night Out: The Show, the catwalk extravaganza timed to the Vogue editor's annual charity event that's taping tonight in Lincoln Center.

In preparation for Fashion's Night Out, Andre Leon Talley stopped by the Early Show to drop some fashion tips and trends. Tidbits include "For the girl who must be in, she has to have camel." More inside!

This week, Star magazine investigates the perilous lives of celebrity assistants. But what's the point of having power if you can't abuse it? A guide to which underling abuses are reasonable, and which will just get you sent to jail.