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Big Court Win for Italian Men Who Act Like They Have Vaginas
Caity Weaver · 08/03/12 04:59PMIt Could Be Worse — You Could Have a 160 Lb. Scrotum
Rich Juzwiak · 07/23/12 08:35AMWesley and his giant ball sac (160 lbs., 6 feet in circumference), which he likens to a "very, very juicy Thanksgiving turkey" were featured on last night's episode of TLC's Strange Sex. This segment bummed me the fuck out. See how far you can make it through the segment above, in which the origin and then consequences of Wesley's condition are laid out. (He waddles everywhere with a sweatshirt holding his humongous bits...er, bit, in place.) When his home healthcare worker, Passion (that is her name for real), describes how "the balls have grown over the penis," I despair.
Food Critics Are Worthless
Drew Magary · 05/24/12 06:20PM![](http://d20hvt89h2l7r8.cloudfront.net/17nnn4r7ivraajpg/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800.jpg)
For some reason, I decided to torture myself the other day by reading Pete Wells' four-star review of Le Bernardin in the New York Times. The Times sent Wells there to reaffirm that Le Bernardin is a really good place to eat and — SURPRISE! — it still is. Not that you'll ever be able to afford to eat there. There are only three people who can afford to eat at a place like Le Bernardin: Rich assholes, food critics, and other chefs who run other restaurants that only serve rich assholes, food critics, and other chefs. Here is a glimpse of Wells eating like a goddamn king:
Mysterious Metal Space Ball Falls From Sky In Namibia
Adrian Chen · 12/23/11 10:13AMMila Kunis & Justin Timberlake Discuss Embracing Marines' Balls
Dodai Stewart · 07/18/11 09:35AMThis morning on Today, while promoting Friends With Benefits, Mila and JT brought the testicular humor as they talked about the Marine Corps Ball. Mila declared, "Marines have a lot of balls." Justin agreed, "Marines got balls," and added, "we want to pay honor to our country and embrace their balls." Justin continued to ham it up even after Lester Holt ended the segment.
Archie Comics CEO: 'Penis! Penis! Penis! Penis!'
Max Read · 07/09/11 11:41AM![](http://d20hvt89h2l7r8.cloudfront.net/18k1rflc3d2gijpg/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800.jpg)
Archie Comics is attempting to ban its co-CEO, Nancy Silberkleit, from its headquarters, and stop her from going to Comic-Con this year, over allegations that she "burst into meetings to rant about male private parts." This is what happens when you introduce gays to Riverdale, folks! Everyone starts talking about dicks.
Olivia Munn Knows What Guys Like to Talk About: Balls
Whitney Jefferson · 03/30/11 12:30PMCraig Ferguson Tricks Kristin Dunst Into Touching Kangaroo Balls
Kate Shapiro · 12/15/10 02:21PMLast night, Craig Ferguson showed Kristin Dunst what she thought was a kangaroo's foot but was really kangaroo balls. Later when asked if she was a vegetarian, Dunst says "I need meat in my life."
Man Castrates Teen Daughter's 57-Year-Old Boyfriend
Max Read · 12/13/10 11:10PMHorny Psychic Accidentally Draws a Penis on Live TV
Matt Cherette · 12/07/10 09:56PM"I don't even know what's gonna come out of this pen," said the lady clairvoyant, before attempting to sketch a "psychic drawing" of her talk show guest, Brian. And that's when she drew a hairy penis and balls! Watch inside.