Bill Clinton is an UNDERMINER! "Al Gore has been warning and educating us about the dangers of climate change for decades. He saw this coming before others in public life and never stopped pushing for action to save our planet, even in the face of public indifference...." [NYO]

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From the mailbag, regarding Union Square: "I think the helicopters might have something to do with Bill Clinton signing autographs down at the Barnes and Noble over there." Insert your own sinkhole joke here.

The date: August 21st
The place: 1011 3rd Ave.
Sighted: Saw Bill Clinton yesterday at Dylan's Candy Bar. Dylan was also present and looking rather preppy (duh). Bill was rocking a "Hillary in '08" button on his lapel. Very friendly and taking lots of pictures with the ladies.

Did Bill Clinton bug Princess Diana in an attempt to ease Hillary's path to the Senate? Mickey Kaus uses Tina Brown's recent biography of the late princess to connect some dots showing that, well, we're not sure. Nice to know that Bill can still make people crazy though! [Kausfiles]

So how come we haven't heard about any of Bill Clinton's famous "bimbo eruptions" in the run-up to Hillary's coronation? English blog-news thing The First Post—and pretty much everyone else—wonders. After speculating that maybe a bum ticker has kept Bill's wandering wang at bay, the website suggests that Bill's under strict orders from Hill to keep it from getting out (both his wang and any news of its notorious activities). Clinton crank R. Emmett Tyrell, whose obsession with the former president approaches Peter Braunstein levels of mania, says the all-quiet on the breastern front is no accident.

Vincent Curatola (a.k.a Johnny Sack), whose cameo in the Hillary Clinton parody of "The Sopranos" finale added the necessary frisson to a video which has gone viral beyond its consultant's wildest dreams, talks about working with the Clintons. Bill, it turns out, is a fan.

It's been a good run, but I think it's safe to say that all those parodies of "The Sopranos" series finale have finally been consigned to the dustbin of history. We're too shocked to even come up with a Bill Clinton comare joke. Hillary, Hillary... now you have to apologize for this and your Iraq vote! What were you thinking?

Bill Clinton: 'God, you see the ass on that one?' [AP]

Today's Observer takes an aggressive look at the relationship between the Clintons and the New York Post, specifically wondering whether items about Bill and Hil were changed or killed because of their relationship with Rupert Murdoch. Recall that the Post's treatment of the Clintons seemed to change rather suddenly around the summer of 2005; everyone assumed that Murdoch had suddenly seen the political utility of donating money to Hillary's campaign.

So Rush Limbaugh met former president Bill Clinton last night. How very nineties! It turned out to be an amiable affair at Jeffrey Chodorow's Kobe Club. (Gag.) Clinton also introduced Rush to L.A. mayor Antonio Villaraigosa, who ran interference while Bill chatted up Limbaugh's date. But there was another member of the president's party there as well!

As mentioned yesterday, Bill Clinton made an appearance on "The Rachael Ray Show" to talk about the childhood obesity epidemic. Clinton knows all too well the perils of poor eating habits, as he mentions in this clip. And yes, fast food can be dangerous, and sometimes that message—mmmmmm, IHOP's Stuffed French Toast Treasures!

Actually, the best we can do this morning is "Cum-O," but maybe you've got something better.

• Conrad Black to feds: "You got nothin'." [CP]
  

• Ex-Rocketboomer Amanda Congdon's got a new job—as a shill for DuPont. [AdAge]
  

• The Post has never heard of Whitewater. [NYP]
  

There's been a big falling out between gay gajillionaire David Geffen and lady-loving former president Bill Clinton (and his partner-by-marriage Hillary). Political analyst Mickey Kaus (who proves that you don't have to believe in any single plank of the Democratic platform to still call yourself a Democrat) believes the enmity stems from Bill Clinton's "lying about whether he was going to pardon [jailed Native American activist] Leonard Peltier". Makes sense to us—Hollywood executives are so rarely lied to that when it actually does happen, they're outraged. The Times, on the other hand, has a different theory which, as with seemingly everything else in our world, features Ron Burkle.

"Former President Bill Clinton helped his wife, Hillary, secure..." Wow, who would have thought that Bill and Hill would be the ones who finally tracked that Osama guy down! GO TEAM AMERICA! Oh. "...secure a key endorsement from an African-American leader who was being courted by Illinois Sen. Barack Obama." So it's just yet another Obama/Osama typo—one at least, we see, corrected in later editions. But we had our little flags all ready to wave and everything!

Considering why Ron Burkle now supposedly "detests" former dinner companion and alleged sex perv Jeffrey Epstein, the most obvious explanation was that Burkle passed judgment on Epstein's bedroom proclivities. However, the real reason for their split may go back to two particular forces responsible for so much anxiety in this town — Bill Clinton and Radar magazine. In hindsight, it was all too obvious, really.

After the Fox News Sunday "smackdown" between host Chris Wallace and Bill Clinton — in which Wallace suggested that Clinton practically flew the planes into the Twin Towers himself — the blogosphere's been abuzz with overanalysis. But in the online clips approved by Fox News, you only see a kind introduction from Wallace and "Clinton Freaks Out" headlines. As for the full version of the interview that's been "leaked" without the appropriate political framing — Fox News isn't so happy about that. They've pulled the "unauthorized" versions from YouTube, lest viewers see the interview and dangerously formulate their own opinion. Sweet ol' Rupert's just looking out for y'all.