This sci-fi movie star wants to tell the world he's gay, but his handlers want him to keep mum. This celeb has lost a bunch of weight because of a new drug habit. We have a feeling he won't be talking about that publicly.
This comedian was so worried about laugh lines that he had his face fixed by a professional. (Now he just needs a trainer for that body.) This celeb threw a huge bash for his anniversary, except he got the date wrong. Oopsie!
This actress would rather her producers think the reason she can't work is due to a family scandal than to a serious illness. This actress stayed a virgin until marriage. And this actress will do drugs just about anywhere.
Everyone recently found out that this famous actor was sleeping with his less-famous brother's wife. This director got a girl knocked up and this High School Musical star sure got around. At least there wasn't any family involved.
This writer/comedian poses as an internet troll and then uses the responses to his comments in his act. This tween star never really went to rehab, it was all just a PR stunt. Sounds like something a troll would say.
This famous couple had to fire their nanny after they got jealous that they were sharing her. This possible presidential candidate has to pay off a mistress. And this singer's man was cheating on her while watching her on stage! All anyone does is cheat these days.
This restaurant has a popular, and secretive, underground pleasure "lair." Today we also have an actress who had a meltdown when a store wouldn't give her free things, and a fading movie star who took advantage of his waitress's break to give her an early tip.
This actor got it on with someone on his family tree—but not too closely related. This singer lets her friends impersonate her. This actress has a problem with her cheating ex. And this couple is on the verge of divorce. There's nothing worse than breaking up a family.
When this show returns to the air, there will be plenty to gossip about, but here is the dirt on the various cast members that producers don't want you to know—including one star's prostitution past. It appears she's always gotten paid to fake it.
This down-and-out actress has been making ends meet with credit card fraud. This actress is sleeping with Oscar winners so the Academy will take her seriously. And this basketball star is cheating on his famous wife. At least he isn't facing jail time.
This old Hollywood leading man got castrated to preserve his voice and defeat his homosexual urges, this pregnant star got her husband hooked on sex toys, and this TV writer has a hilariously filthy mouth. He really takes life by the balls.
This actress went to the cast reunion of a famous film but really reunited with her old co-star behind her famous husband's back. This footballer has a drug problem. And this actress just joined the mile-high club. Sadly it wasn't with anyone she'd been in a movie with.
This hunk likes to relax with a partner in a Jacuzzi, and his partner's gender doesn't matter. This actor is back on drugs, this celeb couple has a new business deal, and this female rapper has ridiculous demands. Does it matter which gender she is?
This Oscar-winner likes to get "special massages" and his wife doesn't seem to mind. This other actor has a bizarre cure for acne scars. And this tabloid is being charged hefty sums for interviews. They don't even get a happy ending!
This foodie star loves to give singers head—and there's a double helping today to prove it. This model is outing her ex-boyfriend. This actor has a problem with his penis. Maybe our chef can kiss it and make it better?
This celebrity got herself all dried out and then did shots with a parent to celebrate her sobriety. This vegetarian actress is a big old hypocrite. Seems to be going around these days.
This actress may be A-List, but it doesn't stop her from having chronic stinky flatulence. This famous couple is breaking up. This famous couple with a few cases of botched plastic surgery to their name has pictures of their latest three-way floating around. Is there an operation to get rid of a smell?
This starlet walked the red carpet hopped up on crystal. This young actress ruined her face with plastic surgery. This boy bander spent a naked night with a male buddy. And this actress is sleeping with her more famous costar. This may be her big break after all.
Apparently three Oscar-nominated actors will be coming out on Monday and talking about their gay-related movie project. This starlet thinks she's the reincarnation of Marilyn Monroe and this fashion designer has a hemorrhoid problem. Or maybe these are all April Fools jokes.
