This famous young lady was caught picking up a pregnancy test. This celebrity likes to go on racist rants, and this famous heir is about to be a father. Do you think he's the one who knocked up our first girl?

This busy showbiz star was caught making out with a woman. Is he cheating on his girlfriend or just further dispelling the gay rumors? There might be some confusion about who fathered this star's baby, and this musician wants a reality show. We'd rather see the fighting behind the cameras.

This crooner had to do damage control when a tape of him dropping the N-bomb hit the streets. This actress helps those in need, another actress has a fake relationship, and this actor got caught getting sexy with another dude. Sorry, it wasn't caught on tape.

This Hollywood actress recently broke up with her famous man so that she could get it on with his mother. Another actress has a third nipple and this reality star is headed to sex rehab. Apparently he and that actress both have a MILF problem.

According to his celebrity ex, this leading man's member is especially tiny. This celeb wants out of his (or her) religion, and this actress is looking to cash in on an upcoming adoption. We know someone who could use the money for a penile enhancement.

This pop starlet's record label said she better get her sales up, or they'll release naked pictures from her younger days. This actor puke all over the set of the photo shoot. No one took pictures of that.

This elected official is looking for love on the gay cruising iPhone app Grindr. This actor is stalking another actress. This celeb couple is about to break up. And this singer likes to hire hookers. He probably finds those on his iPhone, too.

Her biography claims she did odd jobs to make ends meet before becoming famous. (The odd job? Prostitution.) This actor has multiple girlfriends in different cities, this actress is a real bitch, and this talk show host will soon be out of a job. He could always turn to the world's oldest profession.

This leading lady helped get rid of one of her husbands. Now she has the nickname "Black Widow." This actor has a list of requirements for his next famous beard. One of them is that she doesn't kill him.

This well-known actor was sleeping with both of his costars on the set of their film. This actor refuses to work so he can watch basketball. And this actress is doing a member of the crew. Does anyone actually work on film sets?

This New York shrink has been selling her clients' secrets to the tabloids to support her luxurious lifestyle. This actor claims to be sober but went on a recent bender. If he gets therapy, we know one pro he should avoid.

This young leading lady has a bunch of work lined up, and a bun in the oven wasn't on the schedule. This director hires hookers, this actor is having a gay affair, this actor's wife is getting it on with the gardener, and this tween is buying drugs off the street. Kids these days, they're either doped up or pregnant!

This famous lady literally walks out of the store with a new pair of shoes on. This actress had an accident with her nipples during an audition. What's worse, being a crook or being dumb?

These two lady celebs have a lot in common, including their hate for each other. This star is awful to work with. This actor isn't as famous as he thinks. And this star keyed the car door of her famous boyfriend's famous ex. Another day, another feud.

This actor doesn't care if he takes home a boy or a girl, as long as it's not his wife. This actress is leaving an arranged marriage. This pop star is very nice to fans, and this actress has an ungrateful daughter. She's a natural for Mildred Pierce.

Because of a recent breakup, this famous lady went on a binge (and purge) of thin mints and vodka. Another actress will call up journalists who write negative stories about her and scream at them. Someone needs to give this girl a cookie!

This famous lady says she's volunteering at a woman's shelter, but she's really going to the free clinic for weekly treatment. These two co-stars have a long-standing feud. They should build bridges by talking about their "volunteer work."

This star bought herself a bakery, and she goes and makes some of the goodies herself. This embattled show is looking to replace its male lead and this athlete is nice to kids in need. Maybe he can get them some celeb cupcakes.

After his first divorce, this funny guy was living up the gay lifestyle, but now that he has a new movie coming out, he got married again to boost his box office. This tween got drunk and puked in a convenience store. She must have eaten the hot dogs.

This group of gay Hollywood power players have all dated famous actresses, this celebrity couple is a fake, this inexperienced Oscar-nominee is now sleeping with all the ladies, and two items about athletes dating actresses. Maybe the actress-dating ballers have a club of their own.