She even carved the name of her show into her thigh. This pregnant actress is going to dump her man after awards season and another actress will dump her man if he doesn't get her pregnant. Everyone has priorities.
His mansion is apparently packed full of junk. These co-stars were snorting lines at an awards show, this reality star is addicted to pills, this actor is a drunk, and this actress can't stop the laxatives. Everyone's addicted to something!
If an affair happens at Sundance, it's business! This actor is waiting for the Oscars to dump his wife, this actress is divorcing her drunk husband, and this power-gay was selling access to his famous boyfriend. Relationships are complicated.
Since he didn't take care of his mistress she's taking it public. This actress has herpes, this actor needs Viagra, and this actress loaded up on swag at Sundance. That's how you live large without selling a sex tape.
Everyone knew about the breakup, but she kept the baby very quiet. This Real Housewife is telling lies and this actress had a drug-fueled threeway with another couple. If that leaked out, how did someone keep having a baby quiet?
She's gonna be upset when she finally googles her kid's name. This actor made a waitress an indecent proposal and this athlete is a bad tipper. We got a tip for you: don't name your child after a porn star.
He may have dated supermodels, but that doesn't mean he's not extra small down there. This actor is extra kinky and likes to expose himself in nightclubs. Let's hope that, unlike the rocker, he's a shower.
While a bun's in her oven, her husband is cooking with another celeb. This Olympian is carrying drunk girls home, and this star is upset about a comedian's joke. Remember, being famous is no laughing matter!
The police say the death was natural, but the family has other ideas. This TV star got a judge to keep his cheating secret and this comedian is now a lesbian. Damn, these days gossip has a body count.
Turns out they both bedded the same guy. This Latin actress only wants to date white dudes, and this male fashion designer carries tampons when making female clothes. Guys will share anything with their girlfriends these days.
Sex on demand is part of her job description. This actor is rude to the ladies, and this actress turns off men with her tacky sex toys. She should get herself a dutiful assistant.
He even thought they could edit it out! This actress was seated between her husband and her lover at the Globes, and this actress is obsessed with her flaws. She can't edit them out either.
Not only did she insult her ex-husband, but a fellow actress as well. This former child star used to make out with the girl who played his sister. Ricky Gervais would love to make fun of both of these people.
Then she dumped the guy who knocked her up. This Real Housewife loves coke, this actor likes to film friends bedding porn stars, and this actress doesn't know who knocked her up. Apparently celebs can expect drama when they're expecting.
If a night out in West Hollywood doesn't make someone queer, then what does? This conservative show host is having an affair, and this actor is about to get married so no one knows how much he likes West Hollywood.
He sings about the ladies, but he's never bedded one. This actress needs to lose weight, and another actress thought she got an STD from her famous spouse. See, there are worse things than being a virgin!
Well, it's not much of a secret, because everyone seems to know. This actor's so fat he's breaking the furniture, and this opera star is flashing her private parts to the audience. That's a secret no one wants to know.
He even puffs more weed than chronic chronic smokers like Snoop Dogg. This actor was misbehaving in a gay adult theater and this starlet works with a tutor to seem more intellectual. That's the opposite of smoking too much pot.
That's what the sober star claimed, at least. This reality starlet is going to get Botox on camera and this actress dumped her famous boyfriend because he left his teeth in her apartment. That story really has bite!
That sounds like a public appearance gone really bad. This celeb's mother is an enabler, and these costars are having an affair on set. Guess actors are either making love or war. Nothing's fair.
