She smashed the window because her key didn't work, but was so drunk she didn't realize it wasn't even her vehicle. At least when this actress misbehaves it's with her costars and her husband's consent.
And we don't mean box office. He wears the same clothes repeatedly until they reek. This actress burned her house down doing coke and another actress needs more plastic surgery to fix her bad plastic surgery. Everything is disposable.
Her girlfriend doesn't seem to mind that she's pretending to like guys to get romantic parts. This male singer and a pervy PR guy also love the ladies, though they're not always a big hit with them.
This actress casually drops racist slurs, another is an incurable stoner, another is a helpless coke head, another is a horrible mother and fighting with child services. As Mrs. Garrett would say, "Girls, girls, girls!"
He's secretly bald and using a piece. And so young! This actress was smoking meth in rehab and this actor got both his girlfriend and another lady pregnant at the same time. Everything is a sham!
Sure the designer already has a public boyfriend, but that's a small detail. Another pop star also likes to mess with the boys. Gosh, are the only straight people in Hollywood this kinky couple?
She's a thief, and now she's a star. This druggie actor is more of an angel, as in angel dust. One of the Celebrity Apprentice contestants wants to be a brawler. The blind items are always about identity.
This A-lister is into S/M, another star must leave his sunglasses on in bed, and an actress likes to bed down with her brother and his wife. Next to them, a cheating actor looks normal. Today's safe word is "gossip."
Her husband still doesn't know about the drugs! Everyone knows about this actress' drinking problem, especially when she publicly "performs." This male actor is just jonesing for sex with underage girls. Might as well face it, we're addicted to gossip.
It's not for his wife, it's for the hired help. This actress quit a job to get away from a power couple and their "arrangement." A friendly duo is only partying together for the fame. Two's company, three's a party!
Ah, young love. If they're not going their separate ways for new men, they're arguing on the red carpet. So much easier to do blow off a lady's tits at an Oscar party. That will never cause a fight!
Maybe her husband didn't mind, since he was home asleep. One Hollywood ex-husband is borrowing cash from his wife, while an ex-wife is blackmailing her famous former spouse. Another actor just pays for sex. That is clearly the easiest solution.
What a brawl we could have seen if this guy's famous wife knew he was sleeping with the actress just a few seats down. Another actor loves strippers and an actress loves drugs. We're all too close for comfort.
When it is revealed, the star is going to have to spin it more than a lazy Susan. That's just a guess. We have no clue about a actress' dating habits or a bunch of Oscar nominees. That's your job!
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This TV set is going to get complicated, since both his girlfriend and boytoy are co-stars of his. The set of this photo shoot was even worse, when the high-wattage celeb kept smoking meth. Just another day at the office.
It's bad enough he was cheating, but now he's extorting too. An actor is hitting on underage girlsa, and another star had an indecent public accident with another celeb. Also a clue about yesterdays' coked-up tweener. Oh callooh, callay!
She walked into the party, like she was walking on to a yacht. OK, it was more like walking into a brothel. This MTV star doesn't want her sex tape to be the clouds in her coffee. They're so vain.
She couldn't whore herself for fame, so now she's just a whore. This celeb is a slut with some funky spunk. A sober actress, a gay athlete, and a cheating golfer put out as well. They should get paid!
Cheating with one lady wasn't enough, so he went for a pair. These band members are feuding because of husband swapping. This reality star wants to bed all the Twilight boys. Today's Blind Items are sponsored by Big Love.
