Insomnia is ruining his life—and marriage. This once-broken-up couple is engaged and planning a huge summer wedding. This husband will be chagrined that his uptight wife is letting loose. Goes together like a horse and carriage, doesn't it?
He's afraid his ex-girlfriend will sell the naughty snapshots of him with another dude. This star pushed his famous wife down the stars. This actor swore off all technology so he could play "timeless" characters. Shouldn't his time be up?
The white stuff made her a lot friendlier at a recent music festival. This actor has his assistant lend him a helping hand—literally. Another actress has a kid with serious gambling debts. Maybe she should sell some swag.
He even has a lady's name picked out for himself. This teabagging actress is annoying her liberal costars. Another actress traded in her dancer's body for surgically enhanced curves. Oh, there's incestuous threeway orgy too! T.G.I. Blind Items.
After purging, she didn't want to wear her dinner on the red carpet. This actress' younger man has two Viagra perscriptions and another actress has a devious gay best friend she's trying to "turn." So many ladies, so many mistakes.
We hear implants and a dirty photo shoot are in Mama Rose's plans. This actress had a photo shoot standing next to her babydaddy's girlfriend. This star doesn't want any pictures taken of his overworked staff. Someone call Annie Leibovitz.
She has snow globes and designer duds stacked to the ceiling. This porn actress needs to get a hip replacement thanks to her heroin problem. This actor is picking up dudes at the gym. Everyone needs a clean up crew.
He can't help it. The GPS voice makes him randy. This actress is embarrassed over a messy poo incident. This actor thinks he lives with a ghost. Another thesbian can't get it up. Maybe he should try GPS.
He's willing to do anything—anything—to please the producers. This reality star will only please people for a price. These rival actresses take no pleasure in working together. Hollywood is a place full of happy endings.
They're pretending to reunite in public, but the truth is a different matter. This actor is covered with bruises thanks to his wife. This famous pair terminated a pregnancy—well, at least she did. Partnership sure is dangerous.
He thinks he is contaminated and won't have sex to avoid fathering freakish fetuses. This actor is holding out for more money or he'll be ditching a hit show. This singer has a randy grandpa. At least someone's getting some!
Who said lesbians have to be dowdy, Birkenstock-wearing dogs? This actress has everything the boys want—and isn't afraid to show it off—but that doesn't mean she wants anything to do with boys. Buck those stereotypes, girl!
Everyone in Hollywood is in rehab these days, but these three souls are having a particularly rough time. This actor has a habit for strippers and another a habit for his male costars. Can we say no, no, no?
At least no one took her picture lighting up. This actress wants a product placement deal for paparazzi photos. Another actress is trying to get any paparazzi attention at all. It's all as shitty as one media company's turd-filled lobby.
They've already found their new partners of the same sex—who are also celebs. Another famous couple is on the rocks because the husband is love with the wife's assistant. If three's a crowd, then what is four?
It's the only stunt she can think of to stay famous. This actor is trying to stay relevant by switching TV shows and these two actresses ignore each other in public. Come on, kids. It's time to play nice.
Between the blow and the internet, he spends all his time in a trailer alone. This star is trying to help a parent out of addiction. This last actress is only addicted to vanity, a difficult vice to kick.
And what bad timing, because now Sandra Bullock is getting all the ink. This singer is sleeping around, a boy bander is a drunk, and a male crooner is trying to hide the plastic surgery scars. It's not a ruse!
He even wakes and bakes before morning shows. This tween star likes coke, this girl is sick of her famous sister, and this actor is pissed at his model girlfriend. Everyone needs to just chill out, man.
They'd call him Santa Claus if he gave any more gifts. One actress is obsessed with her weight (and her bulimia) another is obsessed with her boyfriend's ex. This singer has two boyfriends at once. Let's hope one isn't Santa.
