Just because a career in Hollywood starts on the sofa doesn't mean success will get you free ones, like this lady demanded. Also on a tear, a druggie dame angering her sober lover and a woman-hating producer. Take a seat!
This person hates obese people so much, he won't go to events where they'll be. Good luck leaving the house! Even crazier is an actress who named her dog after herself and star spreading his seed on set.
It's like a bad version of 9 to 5 with a bunch of men trying to keep a female upstart down. Another star can't control the eating disorder that her handlers started. Where's the girl power?
This celeb likes the thrill of the hunt so much that he's only happy when he's coaxing straight guys into his bed. Also on the prowl, another top star cheating on his famous girlfriend and a starlet who's stalking skinniness.
We all take things from our past relationships: mementos, memories, sores. You certainly got the last one if you dated this singer. What will you get from paying for sex with this druggie actress? Probably a scorching case of trouble.
Usually we bitch about stars doing too many drugs, but this one is battling serious depression and isn't getting the pills she needs. If only there were a pill to cure bad fashion sense. There's one star who needs it!
It's always hard making it into the office in the morning, but this guy has been missing for weeks while on a bender. Also not on set, an annoying dancing star and a cheating celeb spouse. Time to clock in!
The only thing more annoying that people who self-righteously claim they don't owe a TV are people who lie about it, like this actress. Also annoying are a philandering actor and a naked reality star. Annoying because they're so typical.
How embarrassing to get your credit card denied, especially when the clerk knows your famous mug. Also making people blush: being a bad celeb parent, being a whiny reporter, and being in the blind items at all. The shame!
Like snowflakes of dysfunction, every relationship is different. In Hollywood they can include the wife sleeping with other men under her husband's nose. Must be great to be famous! It also helps that people hide your drinking binges. Yay celebrity!
Halloween came early for this dude, who donned a cape and tried to fly off his roof. He got high alright. What disguises will a knocked-up celeb, a cheating actress, and a pill-popping model dream up? Probably something naughty!
We thought the action on the Emmy stage was juicy, but apparently two actresses had a meeting in the ladies room and two different stars paid for their dates. The award for the trashiest awards show goes to...
We always say that celebrities stink, but this guy takes it literally. We also say they suck, but this singer has male models for that. As for an actor fighting his wife, we have nothing cute to say. Literally.
Too bad her Pop Secret can't conceal her pot secret. Also not covered are a naked, coke-snorting trio at fashion week, or a celeb who brushes off her baby for booger sugar. Pass the mirror and enjoy!
He's just a gigolo and everywhere he goes, people know the part he's playing. At least now they do. Do they know the role of the actor with herpes or the actress who dissed the Real Housewives of New York?
Someone whiled away his time on set looking for wild sexual encounters online. His ad is written a bit like a gay blind item though. Is it real? Can the dirty singer and a cheating couple rumors be true? Probably.
Rubbers, jimmy hats, scumbag—there are a million names for condoms, but this stud doesn't like any of them. This reality star wishes he could use one, and we all need some protection from a toxic starlet.
Oh, creative differences—it's not just a euphemism for being an asshole on set. This actor and director have split because of a personality clash. Also splitting, a randy model, a three-way-having baller, and an actress and her face.
Secrets. Some are ph-balanced for women, like this Sapphic star about to come out. Some are for men, like the actor hiding a love child. Some are unisex, like a couple keeping their political views hush-hush. We love them all.
