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Which Actress Caught Her Daughter Doing Coke with a Co-Star

Brian Moylan · 10/30/09 08:54AM

Bring Your Daughter to Work Day is a bad idea when you work on a set full of drugged-out actors. Also bad influences are a star who busted her weave and an anti-Semitic speaker. We learned it by watching them.

Which Singer Really Wants to Be an Actress?

Brian Moylan · 10/29/09 08:45AM

Getting ugly doesn't mean you can act, but that's what this singing starlet who really wants in the movies thinks. Other ambitious types include a celeb who demands a mountain of swag and an obnoxious photographer. It's gonna get ugly.

Which Celeb Couple Is Splitting Because He's Gay?

Brian Moylan · 10/28/09 08:48AM

Some ladies just need to clean out the closet by dumping their queer boyfriends. Others won't move into a house filled with geeky decorations, and some are getting skinny with drugs! We've got a meeting in the ladies' room...

Which Actor Enjoys Beer for Breakfast?

Brian Moylan · 10/27/09 08:55AM

There's nothing wrong with a few brewskis, but not when it comes in the way of work. Also a couple torn apart by religion and a celeb spawn's stalker extravaganza. Come on in, we've been opening your mail.

Which Actress is Scientology's Next Victim?

Brian Moylan · 10/26/09 09:01AM

Scientology may be having its problems lately, but it's working on one high-level recruit. Also being sought after dates for a comedian to take to an orgy and new boyfriends for a famous, married wife. Uncle Sam wants you!

Which Actress Has a Famous Gay Boyfriend?

Brian Moylan · 10/23/09 08:53AM

The best things in Hollywood are hidden: contracts to stay with a gay lover, condoms in clothes and handbags, celebrity couple threeways, and a sex tape...with a goat! Here we are bringing these things to light. It's God's work.

Which Reality Star Wets the Bed?

Brian Moylan · 10/22/09 08:51AM

This fame whore got so pissed drunk that she pissed herself and her bedmate after hooking up. Also shameful, a husband cheating on his actress wife with her best friend, and a womanizing actor. Time to change the sheets.

Which Closeted Actor Uses His Dog to Pick Up Men?

Brian Moylan · 10/21/09 08:58AM

They call dogs man's best friend because all the gay guys love them. At least that's what this married celeb has found. Other things stars love: drugs, cheating, and getting women pregnant. Really, they're all dogs.

Which Television Set Is a Hostile Work Environment?

Brian Moylan · 10/20/09 08:55AM

Co-workers fight over money, status, and who took the last cup of coffee, they don't usually fight over girls. Well, these co-stars aren't your ordinary coworkers. Also punching the clock, a devious actor and a smitten singer. Get to work!

Which Actress Is Crying Because She's So Fat?

Brian Moylan · 10/19/09 08:46AM

Fat bottomed girl may make the rocking world go round, but they are not the queens of the TV set. Neither are cheating husbands, coked up stars, or bitchy socialites. So, who is in charge around here?

Which Famous Face Is Flat Broke?

Brian Moylan · 10/16/09 08:57AM

Remember when there was the illusion that celebs were glamorous? Now we hear about their money woes, car troubles and career setbacks. Celebrities: they're hobos, just like us. What we wouldn't give for a good affair! Oh, never mind.

Which Actor is Hollywood's Worst Co-Worker?

Brian Moylan · 10/15/09 08:52AM

It must be hard work to stand out as a jerk in ego-driven L.A., but this guy is tops. Also up there is an actor who kicked out the wife and kids, and one who picks out his wife's outfits.

Which Hollywood Couple is All About the Three Way?

Brian Moylan · 10/14/09 08:51AM

Behold the power of three: two married stars are constantly inviting "guest stars" over, another couple broke up because of a third, and a knocked-up actress is in a triangle with two fathers. On the count of three...

Which Male Singer Likes to Dress as a Lady?

Brian Moylan · 10/13/09 08:45AM

The things we keep in the closet—a drinking problem, an eating disorder, or a whole selection of fishnets and ladies shoes—will always come out eventually. Our guy just hopes his hose don't run before his wedding day!

Which Actor Is Talking Trash about Gay People?

Brian Moylan · 10/12/09 08:44AM

While Lady Gaga was marching for gay rights, this star was slurring homophobic slurs in a bar, and this closeted politico was partying with the boys in New York. Also, Top Chef drama and druggie celebs. A gay old time!

Which Former Child Star Botched His Own Overdose?

Brian Moylan · 10/09/09 08:45AM

This former whiz kid can't do anything right and swallowed a bunch of pills to get attention and only got a belly ache. Speaking of juvenile, some actor boys can't drive or hold down a job. Play nice, kids!

Which Actress Bought Her Girlfriend a New Rack?

Brian Moylan · 10/08/09 08:30AM

This leading lady thinks plastic surgery is horrible, unless it's to make her partner look better. She's still better than an eco actress pitching a supermarket fit or an NBA star who turns a plane into a crop duster. Gross!