If you watched The Celebrity Apprentice this season, you probably noticed that a variation of "[Name] threw me under the bus!" appeared excessively. Thanks to Rich Juzwiak at fourfour, we now have a hilarious supercut of them all. Video inside.

Facing jail time and total career implosion, Lindsay does that which she does best: her hair. Christina Aguilera admits her new songs suck, and cancels her tour. Ellen DeGeneres signs Greyson Chance. Wednesday gossip is cutting its losses.

After watching Rock of Love, one might have not thought more of Michaels than being a promiscuous rocker. However when interviewed by Meredith Vieira this morning, it's hard not to feel inspired by his amazing attitude and brave perseverance.

Lady Gaga wasn't born with ambiguous genitals, but with lupus. Lindsay Lohan goes to court today, and prepared by giving an interview on YouTube. Rihanna wants to adopt. Romance on the set of Glee? Just another manic Monday gossip roundup.

Guess what! There were other things on TV tonight besides the LOST finale. One of those things was the last episode of The Celebrity Apprentice. And, somehow, Bret Michaels made it to the live event. That, and the winner, inside.

Lindsay Lohan claims she was framed with drugs! Was Megan Fox fired for being too skinny? Matt Lauer did not sleep with this women. Saturday's Gossip Round Up is pretty from far but far from pretty.

Having survived his stroke, Bret Michaels returned to the hospital this week after complaining of numbness on the left side of his body. Tests showed Michaels has a small hole in his heart." It's treatable; he should be fine. [TMZ]

As Bret Michaels recovers from a brain hemorrhage that nearly killed him (and gears up for the Celebrity Apprentice finale), a nagging question keeps popping up online: "Was it all a publicity stunt?" Is nothing in public life believable, anymore?

A misplaced passport nearly kept Paris Hilton from Cannes. John Travolta and Kelly Preston are expecting. Sharon Stone regrets looking "like a trout." Heidi Montag's father "fears for her life." Wednesday's gossip will get you through the week.

Sex and the City 2's press tour devolves into a nightmare of TMI. Spencer won't let Heidi use the internet. Freak airplane accident kills two Travolta dogs. Food Network hobo murder plot was actually a murder-suicide. Tuesday's gossip intrigues.

Courtney screams at her assistant and threw designer garments everywhere. Lindsay Lohan gets bounced at a party in Williamsburg. Matt Lauer isn't having an affair with Whitney Houston's stepsister. Kristin Cavallari shows her panties and catfights. TGIFriday gossip.

She'll profit from a massive advertainment campaign for it, even as she fights it. Sandra Bullock is leaving L.A. for good. (We think.) Courtney Love reveals a depressing sex secret. Kenny Chesney's home is underwater. Here's your Thursday gossip.

Bret Michaels has left the hospital. His doctor expects him to "make a 100 percent recovery" from his brain hemorrhage. So, congrats to Bret Michaels. I guess this means it's safe to make Bret Michaels jokes again? [People]

Today at Gawker.TV, The Simpsons begin their episode with Ke$ha, inside Paul Rudd's computer, Bret Michaels plays it dirty on Celebrity Apprentice, Aqua Teen's Master Shake reveals his true identity, and a look at Billy Joel's Last Play at Shea.

Our heartfelt sympathies are still with Bret Michael's family right now, but on last night's Celebrity Apprentice Bret proved he's a real fighter. How, you ask? By not being afraid of some slight cheating to help his team.

It's worse than we thought: "Bret Michaels Brain Hemorrhage May Affect Pantene Campaign."

She's divorcing Jesse and will raise the baby alone. Larry King is a swinger. Lindsay blames a tawdry lie on her dad, who blames Perez Hilton. Courtney Love says Gavin cheated on Gwen with her. Wednesday's gossip cometh.

If you like your workout routines to include pelvic thrusts, air guitar, and the occasional mounting-by-a-groupie, then Bret Michaels and his team have just the class for you!

It involves a violent Samantha Ronson confrontation. Sandra Bullock gets a mistress apology. Marc Jacobs breaks up with his boytoy. Bret Michael remains in the ICU. Mariah isn't preggers. Monday's gossip roundup has all the answers.

Kate Hudson was spotted at Coachella with weirdo British rocker Thom Yorke. Bret Michaels lives. Eating a burger is physically impossible for Heidi Montag. Kate's babies get cleared by the Department of Labor. Sunday's gossip roundup is a creep.