Future Wasilla mayor Levi Johnston is now "in a relationship" on Facebook with 20-year-old daycare teacher Sunny Oglesby. She likes hunting and fishing and smooching Levi Johnston. Bristol Palin says she's cool with it, so we are too.

Today on The View, Babara showed a clip from her upcoming Most Fascinating People special in which she sits down with Todd and Sarah Palin. The topic of choice? The Tea Party's support for Bristol on Dancing With the Stars.

Comedian Margaret Cho and teen mother Bristol Palin were on Dancing With the Stars together. Last week, Cho claimed that Sarah Palin forced Bristol to participate. So Bristol hit Facebook (as Palins do) with a rebuttal. And a lesbian joke.

Today we heard that Bristol Palin, who wanted to get third place on Dancing with the Stars thank you very much, is deeply proud of her abstinence work. This made one commenter scratch their head in an amusing way.

The website BabyCenter released its annual list of the most popular baby names in America. This year, it was Aiden for boys and Sophia for girls. What's really disturbing, though, are some of the other names gaining in popularity.

Famed fetus vessel Bristol Palin ranted against the lamestream media on her Facebook page today. In a post entitled "Mr. Olbermann — Sorry We Can't All be As Perfect As You," Bristol proves that thin skin is an inherited trait.

Brandy was on Lopez Tonight last night. When asked if Brandy and Bristol were friends, Brady said they worked on their facial expressions together. Apparently, when Bristol took Brandy's advice she actually did well. Lopez is skeptical. So are we.

Celebrities: They bring their significant others to awkward family Thanksgiving dinners just like us! Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal sipped lattes; Kim Kardashian brought home Halle Berry's ex; Lindsay Lohan saw an old flame. Saturday's Gossip Roundup is eating leftovers.

The man just can't go a day without saying something annoying. Also today: You actually might get invited to the Wedding of the Century, Kim Kardashian is totally doing things, and an in-depth analysis of the Bristol Palin affair.

America, rejoice! Tonight, during Dancing with the Stars' live finale, Bristol Palin was deservedly, FINALLY given the boot when she finished in third place. Shotgun-fearing televisions across the country may now come out of hiding! Watch Palin get eliminated inside.

It's true. We know where and when the amazing ceremony will be. Will you be invited?? Sit by your mailbox and wait! Also today: Miley Cyrus dares to be a teenager, Sandra Bullock is accosted, and Bristol Palin news.

Tonight, Dancing with the Stars began its two-day finale with the season's last performance episode. After doing "redemption" dances, the final three performed freestyle routines. Predictably, Bristol Palin's effort—a Chicago cage dancing copycat—failed on multiple levels. Watch inside.

On tonight's episode of Sarah Palin's Alaska, she and daughter Bristol went commercial halibut fishing. During their trip, both ladies got the chance to kill their very own fish with a club—how cute! Watch the (graphic) video inside.

Biological terrorism strikes dancing-based reality show! Lindsay Lohan's loses her last best chance at saving her career. The cabin where Prince William proposed to Kate Middleton: Revealed! Sexiest man alive news! Saturday Gossip Roundup is protecting the homeland.

The classmate Willow Palin called a "faggot" on Facebook does not accept big sister Bristol's apology: "Willow called me a faggot in front of the whole world and my family." He thinks she "may be" homophobic.

On Lopez Tonight, Carrie Ann talks about the power of America's voice and why she supports Bristol Palin's dancing fame. She goes on to talk about the power of Twitter and the public's reaction to Brandy's demise.

Last night, Jon Stewart begrudgingly covered four Palin-related stories: Bristol's shocking DWTS upset (here) and her pro-abstinence PSA with The Situation (here), Willow's homophobic Facebook rage (here), and the whole family's ridiculous new reality show (here). The video, inside.

On her Facebook page, Bristol Palin quasi-apologized for egging on sister Willow during a Facebook freakout about a "faggot." Then, Bristol took a page from her mother's playbook, complaining about "haters" who seek to "destroy" her magnificent televised dancing career.

Brandy and her dancing partner Maxim Chmerskovskiy seemed a bit dejected when they appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night. Despite perfect scores, they still lost! To cheer them up, Kimmel tried to stir some anti-Palin rage. Video inside:

Sure, strong reactions to the Palins' new TLC show prompted a hilarious children's Facebook firefight. But that's nothing compared to one man's reaction to Bristol Palin's latest Dancing With the Stars routine: He hated it enough to shoot his TV.