burglary

Naked Thief Steals Old Folks' Sausages

Jeff Neumann · 02/19/11 09:49AM

Police in Estero, Florida last month arrested a man after he was caught on surveillance video stealing sausages and napkins from a retirement community's club house. 34-year-old Joshua Ryan Abernathy entered the Mariner's Cove Club House, took a shower, and wandered around inside naked to the amusement of some cute (and lively!) old people. When someone noticed the coveted sausages were missing, they reviewed the surveillance tape and recognized the burglar as a drifter from the area.

Texas Pastor Pulls a Grinch on Parishioner's Home

Jeff Neumann · 12/28/10 06:41AM

On Christmas Eve, a Dallas pastor, Sandy McGriff, was arrested for breaking into her friend's home and allegedly stealing fur coats, a laptop, and designer purses. McGriff says she thwarted two burglars, but an eyewitness has a different story.

Armed Robbers Storm Poker Tournament on Live TV UPDATED

Maureen O'Connor · 03/06/10 03:08PM

Panic swept over Berlin's Grand Hyatt today when a group of burglars carrying Kalashnikov assault rifles waltzed into a European Poker Tour tournament and made off with $1.2 million, before a live television broadcast. UPDATED

Criminals: The Jobless Are Watching You

Ravi Somaiya · 11/10/09 05:29AM

More people are unemployed and sat around covered in Pringles shards watching old VHS tapes they forgot they had. The plus side? That means the recession-afflicted are now fighting crime!