Kudos to PETA's PR team, which has managed to combine its usual "naked celebrity" news peg with an additional "too hot for Apple!" news peg, thereby capitalizing on the internet's top two obsessions, porn and iPhones. Well done.

Famous styrofoam doll Stephanie Pratt got naked in order to convince you to "Be Nice to Bunnies." Yada yada, "Pratt's sexy app cover was deemed too risqué for Apple's iTunes Store." Nerds everywhere, masturbate on a rabbit now.