cereal
"Protein Cheerios"--Are Bullshit!!
Hamilton Nolan · 11/13/15 10:33AMCereal For Dessert
Jordan Sargent · 07/28/15 04:20PMLate at night, you may sometimes find yourself being tugged in two directions by the small and insistent hole growing in your stomach. Maybe you want a sweet treat before you lay your head down to sleep. But maybe you want something more substantial—not just the goodnight kiss of a morsel of chocolate, but what Taco Bell has accurately termed/branded the “fourth meal.” Thankfully for us all, I recently discovered a solution.
Craft Brewer Buys All the Count Chocula, Cereal Lovers Confused and Sad
Dayna Evans · 10/20/14 12:41PMReport: Fortified Cereal Is Bad for Your Kids
Dayna Evans · 06/24/14 10:00AMOnly You, the Weird Gawker Media Reader, Can Save the Cereal Industry
Hamilton Nolan · 06/19/14 09:36AMGirl Discovers That Using Your Mouth as a Cereal Bowl Is a Stupid Idea
Jay Hathaway · 05/06/14 05:14PMJay-Z Is Answering Random Questions About Cereal on Twitter Right Now
Caity Weaver · 07/08/13 12:41PMIf you have always wanted to have a confusing four word conversation with Jay-Z while he laughs at you, now is your chance: He is currently responding to fans on Twitter. And laughing at them a lot, via the hashtag #mylaugh. The vibe is kind of weird. Sort of like if you and Jay-Z ran into one another at the grocery store and didn't really have anything to say to one another, but still wanted to talk.
Ryan Gosling Refusing to Eat Cereal Is The Internet's Raison D'etre
Neetzan Zimmerman · 05/10/13 07:54AMAs If Adults Haven't Been Eating Lucky Charms This Whole Time
Hamilton Nolan · 11/30/12 10:38AMSo, says here that Lucky Charms' new advertisement is targeting not children, but "adults who as kids grew up with Lucky the Leprechaun and are apparently running back to him in search of some feel-good nostalgia." I guess the General Mills™ corporation just likes throwing away money these days, because all of the adults I know have been eating Lucky Charms this whole time.
"Cerealism" Is, Of Course, Art With Breakfast Cereal
Barry Petchesky · 11/10/12 05:55PMDon't let anyone tell you what isn't art. But I'll tell you what this art is: delicious. Ernie Button is a Phoenix-based photographer who has been thinking way too much about his breakfast table recently. He's constructed landscapes, both natural and manmade, using Arizona backdrops and cereal foregrounds. And he's named it Cerealism, a term which is so obvious it doubles back to being clever.
Frosted Metal Wheats: Kellogg's Recalls Your Favorite Cereals On the off Chance They're Full of Mesh Fragments
Caity Weaver · 10/12/12 10:00AMHave you noticed that all your Frosted Mini Wheats have been tasting really rusty lately and that any time you eat a bowl your tongue gets sliced to ribbons and your mouth fills up with blood? Nothing new there but, in an odd coincidence, the Kellogg Company has issued a voluntary recall of 2.8 million boxes of frosted and unfrosted Mini-Wheats, due to "the possible presence of fragments of flexible metal mesh from a faulty manufacturing plant" in the cereal.
Sugary Breakfast Cereals Linked to Cool Parents
Hamilton Nolan · 12/07/11 02:55PMHonesty in Cereal Packaging
Hamilton Nolan · 10/12/11 12:10PMNo, Michelle Obama Is Not Killing Cap'n Crunch
Hamilton Nolan · 03/10/11 10:20AMWhether you're a child, an adult desperately trying to cling to the bygone symbols of childhood, or simply have a poorly developed palate, the fact is, you love Cap'n Crunch™ brand breakfast cereal, despite all of the good reasons not too. Well, good news, corn syrup fetishists: contrary to published reports, your beloved cartoon-clad corn byproduct nuggets are not disappearing.
This is the Future of Cereal Packaging
Richard Blakeley · 01/12/11 11:15AMThese futuristic cereal boxes use metallic-ink-based circuitry to light up and animate the packaging. They can even communicate with nearby hand-held devices to let stores know if the cereal has been expired. If these don't get your attention nothing will.