Meet Mike, who wants you to hit the fast forward button if you're watching the video while smoking, he doesn't want to kiss your smelly mouth. Does anyone even smoke anymore?

And now, your daily moment of "WTF."

Some of you may have seen the video of some weird dude with his face painted as a California Raisin that's been making the rounds online. Get ready for an even creepier round two.

We can't thank the producers at Maury enough for continuing to track down these absolutely insane people with completely irrational phobias. Can you believe that people are actually afraid of cotton balls, raw chickens, and pickles? More after the jump.

We can't understand what anyone in this video is saying, but this guy sure does get his method across. Could be the perfect party trick!

Video proof that nobody cares if you can dance, just dance.

And now, your daily moment of "WTF."

It's no secret that It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is one of the funniest shows currently on television. Which of the show's stars gets the most laughter, however, is up for debate.

OMG!1!1! Have you heard? You can now watch video on the internet!!! Seriously folks, we're not making this stuff up!

Instead of Going Rogue, a book by Sarah Palin about herself, this is Going Rouge, a book about Sarah Palin by a bunch of commies who hate her. It's the best—and only—Palin-related wordplay since that porn title. [Orbooks.com]

Jay Leno's relying on skits starring Kate Gosselin and panels with Arianna Huffington to fill time. The consensus is a resounding "meh." Give it time? Don't tell that to NBC. "Comedy on the left, Leno on the right," notes GoldenFiddle.

Look, Rush Limbaugh ran over a carboard cutout of Al Gore, in an electric car, and then he backed up and did it again! COMEDY! AT TEN O'CLOCK! HAVE YOU EVER IN YOUR LIFE SEEN SUCH A THING??

At the ripe old age of 28, Ricky Van Veen is finally putting CollegeHumor.com behind him. He's leaving the site he co-founded and starting a production company called Notional. But the young man remains in Barry Diller's well-padded nest.

After Yoo mentions the Constitution during his lecture, and asks the students if they have any questions, an Australian comedian from the show Chaser's War on Everything is seen wearing a black-hooded robe and standing on top of his desk with his arms outstretched, recalling one of the most iconic images of U.S. torture captured in the now-infamous Abu Ghraib photos.

So Brüno dropped a perilous 73% in ticket sales this weekend, basically meaning that America has forgotten about Sacha Baron Cohen's Austrian fashion reporter (who's gay!!!!) alter ego. Well, one American hasn't. That brain-damaged lady is still suing.

Comedy Central's new show "Michael & Michael Have Issues" features Michael Ian Black and Michael Showalter making so much meta-humor you may just fall down and die. It will also feature—in a true breakthrough—live-action ads! Uh...meta?

When the Daily Show sent Jason Jones to viciously mock the defenseless New York Times last week, the universal reaction was: Ouch. Except within the New York Times! They thought they did great.

Chicago's Second City comedy troupe has a show called "Rod Blagojevich Superstar." And because he is insane, the real Rod Blagojevich went to a performance of the show about how he was impeached as governor after being indicted for corruption.

David Letterman, who has been quietly doing his second-place late night joker show over on CBS like forever, is all of a sudden beating the Tonight Show in the ratings. Calling Sarah Palin a slut really pays off!

In the latest battle of the box office comedy wars, trusted institution Will Ferrell was trounced by three drunken men and a baby. What happened, exactly? And what, if anything, does it say about How We Laugh Now?