Today we told you about a rude mother-in-law who sent her rude daughter-in-law a rude email about her manners. There was lots of rudeness and mother-in-law bashing going around. But what's even worse than an awful mother-in-law is an awful mother.

Today we read about a man who shot off his finger in an attempt to remove a wart. It's Red State Medicare! Dizzy8 offered a better solution:

Today we told you about the man who just ate his 25,000th Big Mac. That's 50,000 all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, and cheese on 75,000 sesame seed buns! One commenter asked why not changing is considered such a big accomplishment. Isn't this a bad thing?

Today we shared with you Lady Gaga's pain about being called a "loser" in high school. Turns out a couple of commenters were there and don't remember it the same way Gaga does.

We know that given just about any problem, the wise commenters on this here website can probably solve it. Today, in response to the Republican idea to privatize Medicare, a few people went and solved the health care problem altogether. One solution? Magical thinking!

When we told you that many Americans don't make enough money to survive, one commenter suggested the U.S. guarantee food, shelter, and health care for all Americans. Captain Fabulous put on his satirical Republican hat to argue why that's a bad idea.

This morning I made fun of Jennifer Aniston because, like Skee-Ball and making brownies from a box, it is fun and easy. Someone took umbrage with my calling her unlovable and rushed to her defense. Quelle horreur!

Today we wrote very serious things about Time magazine's boy genius Mark Zuckerberg and the barely literate FDNY entrance exam, and how did you respond? The only way you lovable perverts know how: with half-naked guy pictures.

Today we brought you the haughty email of an Ivy League professor who was looking down on her former colleagues and students at a lesser university. Now imagine if she sent the same note to her community college cohorts.

Today we took a look at Meghan McCain, the young Republican who's too good for reality television. This prompted one commenter to recall an evening she spent between John McCain's legs—literally (almost).

Contrived bullshit outrage over the fake Muslim takeover of America threatens to overshadow any sincere attempt at marking this year's anniversary of 9/11. We are inclined to agree with one commenter as to the crappiness of this particular 9/11.

Katie Couric picked on Sarah Palin's kids' names, but maybe she would have been more understanding if she'd been familiar with Sarah's naming strategy? One commenter explains.

Last night we shared this story about a seven-year-old who is selling paintings for way too much money. One of you put his artwork into a little narrative, and it was very funny.

In the online dating scene, there are racists and people who talk too much. What happens when you run into someone who happens to be both? Let's find out!

Sometimes to really stand out, you need to leave a long, juicy comment. Sometimes all you really need is a sentence to get a good joke in. Today we us celebrate the soul of wit found in brevity.

We may never know what motivated first-time commenter Perchdwelr to leave an elaborate recipe for frozen margaritas on our tips page. But thank God they did. This looks great! (Mountain Dew is the secret ingredient.)

Today, we said good riddance to journalism school and celebrated the unschooled "rat" reporter. Many of you attended J-schools. One of you offered a partial defense, and told a classic rat story.

We're starting a new daily feature in which we put a spotlight on a particularly funny, servicey, or just plain interesting comment that we think you should read, in case you missed it. Today the award goes to Uncle_Billy_Slumming.