Keith Olbermann's anger hath no end: Now he's Twitter-insulting the competence of NYT reporter Brian Stelter, for reporting things about Keith Olbermann. Ha, Keith Olbermann acts exactly like Fox News' PR people. Why is Keith Olbermann such a bitch? [Previously]

Because Bill Clinton politely asked fringe conservatives to stop encouraging violence against the government on the anniversary of the Oklahoma City bombing, Michele Bachmann has decided that he wants to "take her out." In a killing sense. Not romantically.

Demonic tabloid sex columnist Andrea Peyser went out to investigate these "Tea Partiers," and guess what: "They're not your father's rednecks." Um, okay? Instead, they're "The majority." But rednecks were the majority in my father's day! What?

American Thinker blogger's shocking discovery: Barack Obama pretended to attend a non-existent soccer game in a crime-ridden neighborhood! Subsequent updates prove President attended real soccer game in nice neighborhood. Lesson: never trust liberal media. (Rush Limbaugh eventually picked it up.)

World Net Daily—Michele Bachmann's favorite source of conspiracy theories—is suing the White House Correspondents' Association, because they've been barred from their annual dinner. No, wait, sorry—they were just given one table.

This man went a little overboard in describing the dogs that have been terrorizing his neighborhood. His wife seems totally non-plussed...he must do this a lot.

Poor broke Nic Cage couldn't get one single $10 million bid for his...spectacular "frat house bordello" mansion. Apparently nobody wanted to live in a grown-up version of the kid on Silver Spoons' room.

Flying: it's not so hard, is it? Get on the plane and later, get off the plane. Still, some air passengers can't seem to avoid causing international incidents with their misbehavior. Below, a ridiculously simple guide to avoiding trouble.

Never take acid before going on a flight, kids. This girl thought it would be a good idea to freak out in the most public space, the food court, and then repeatedly ask to call her parents.

Tabloid sex monster Andrea Peyser today comes out against wilding. Except love wilding.

A toy mogul who made his fortune on Cabbage Patch Dolls and Pokemon will be moving with his wife into Bernie Madoff's' old UES penthouse apartment. "We like to have fun, fun, fun," the wife said. Clearly pathological. [NYP]

Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachmann's Stormtrooper Hair Helmet is huge and her jacket is scary yellow and she is screaming condescending dog-whistle garbage to old people. And Sarah Palin is there. And Governor Tim Pawlenty bought their website, for some reason.

Tom Coburn's gone rogue! At a town hall, the conservative Oklahoma Senator actually claimed that House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is a "nice lady," and not a monstrous, liberty-defiling Gorgon. Then he suggested seeking information from sources other than Fox News!

The published rate for a full page color ad in the New York Times magazine is $107,075. Why, then, would one use such expensive ad space to re-run a bizarre and uninteresting press release? Don't know, but somebody did!

Nate Hill, the furry artist behind the "Free Bouncy Rides" and Death Bear, is being pursued by producers interested in offering him a TV show, according to Bucky Turco. Dude. This guy is a TV show. Easiest script ever. [AnimalNY]

Shocker: that schizophrenic person who Eric Cantor had arrested for threatening him had a concealed handgun permit. Once again, House Republican Whip Eric Cantor, we look forward to your legislative response to your newfound concern about easy gun availability.

The cops arrested someone for threatening Eric Cantor over the weekend, proving him right about everything. Here is the threatening man demanding that the film Babe be removed from video stores, because he is God, and Lucifer was a pig.

Click to viewAnyone who's followed the recent political resurgence of comedian Victoria Jackson knows she's lost her mind. Steve Doocy and the Fox bookers have apparently not followed the recent political resurgence of comedian Victoria Jackson.

Many years ago (in 2008), Representative Michele Bachmann (R-Shutter Island) claimed that Chris Matthews tricked her into saying that Barack Obama "may have anti-American views." Chris must've infiltrated the closed-press anti-abortion fundraiser she attended Wednesday, because guess what she said.

Rep. Randy "Human Infant" Neugebauer hollered out "Baby Killer" on the House floor this week. Doesn't that deserve a good tip? Donate now! [Adfreak]