Now that sex tape actress Danielle Staub was possibly fired from Real Housewives of New Jersey she needs more attention than ever. She'll get plenty of negative attention for this performance of her dance single on a local news show!

Remember that Real Housewives of New Jersey episode with the epic (read: trashy) weave-pulling/fight between Danielle and Ashley/everyone at the North Jersey Country Club? (Watch here.) Well, a tipster emailed us a letter from the club... they've all been banned!

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag's Sex Tape Will Feature pre- and post-op Heidi. Lindsay Lohan can't exercise. Real Housewives of New Jersey blow-up! Saturday Gossip Round-up is part of the problem.

Labor Day is rapidly approaching, and with it the end to the warmer weather and the lazy pace of the summer season. But before that happens, you better cross these activities off your list. Time's running out!

The crack investigative reporters at tabloid Life & Style claim that sex tape actress and all-around menace Danielle Staub has been fired from Bravo's Real Housewives of New Jersey, the show that made her infamous. Can it be true?

To prove she is a natural human, an aging actress must post flawed pictures online. Montana Fishburne faces criminal charges for beating up her boyfriend's ex. Kelsey Grammer's flight attendant girlfriend is pregnant. Thursday gossip contains the circle of life.

Before the Manzo/Giudice crew left for Italy, the Housewives confronted Joe's alleged drunken driving arrest. On top of the disturbing pictures from the crash, Danielle's reaction to the situation was not necessarily one of "love and light".

Katy Perry pontificates on Google Alert addictions. Laurence Fishburne isn't speaking to his porn star daughter. George Clooney's girlfriend knows you're jealous of her, and she will rub her happiness in your face. Wednesday gossip indulges bad habits.

Real Housewife of New Jersey Danielle Staub has been looking to unload the Wayne, NJ "mansion" that she currently lives in for quite some time. Word is she's now looking to buy a condo, and it's practically in New York.

Montana Fishburne says her forthcoming sex tape is a calculated career choice. Foxy Brown flees the police after a massive brawl. Lindsay Lohan has no pillow. Robert Pattinson is a nail biter. TGIFriday gossip. Updated with Montana's DVD cover.

Last night's wander into the Housewives chicken coop was all about years. Years passing, marking births and anniversaries, growth and recession, learning and forgetting. This is the ebb and flow of progress. The Housewives are just caught in the tide.

Lindsay Lohan can't have visitors or bottled water—but she's getting out earlier. Real Housewife megameltdown avoided. Celebrity siblings are in trouble. Did Oksana tape Mel after he accused her of cheating? Saturday's Gossip Roundup goes well with strawberries.

Last night, Jersey Housewives' Danielle decided to stay sober on Watch What Happens Live in order to save her voice because she needed to "perform" soon. She filled the episode with rude, evasive comments and annoying smirks.

Last night's adventure through the jungles of North Jersey was spent dealing with the aftermath, rebuilding these lives after the battle. We carted away rubble, we said goodbye to departed weave, and we held people legally accountable for war crimes.

Can't get enough of Danielle Staub? Neither can she. If you're planning on watching the Real Housewives of New Jersey, join our live blog of "What a Knockout" and discuss the show as you watch.

Today at Gawker.TV, Nikki Blonsky performs a strip-tease on Huge, Caroline Manzo and Kim Zolciak find Daniell Staub's lesbianism "offensive," Warren the Ape kidnaps a classroom to teach them how the "real world" works, and Craig Kilborn returns to television.

Real Housewives of New Jersey got more immature and crazy than ever at Kim D's fashion show. With the exclusion of Danielle's daughter from the models, and Kim D. spending time with the Manzos, this episode perfectly resembles high school.

Last night on Watch What Happens Live, Andy Cohen asked Real Housewives' Caroline Manzo and Atlanta's Kim Zolciak how they felt about Danielle Staub's "real close" performance with Lori Michaels. Both parties implied it was an offensive ploy for publicity.

When Albie is told by his school that he should not become a lawyer because of his learning disability, Caroline turns on her mean mama side—which is quite motivating. Plus, your weekly dose of "crazy" from Danielle.

Andy Cohen's self-indulgent train wreck, Watch What Happens Live, contained two surprises tonight. First, Real Housewife Danielle Staub performed her new single—a duet with Lori Michaels—and was... good? Then, Staub kinda/sorta/maybe came out as a lesbian. Videos inside.