This MTV reality star says that "it's not gay if someone else is doing the sucking." This Real Housewife lets her dog poop in stores. This couple is about to divorce, and this TV star is known as "Kinky Katie." Does that mean she likes same-sex loving too?

Here's the trailer for 21 Jump Street, the latest in a long line of incredibly good, successful, award-winning, hilarious, and terrific movies that take beloved (or at least, well-remembered, in a fond if kind of vague way) old dramatic television shows and turn them into comedies involving vomit jokes. It stars skinny Jonah Hill!

Last night Oxygen's not-half-bad reality show The Glee Project finally invaded its big sister in a huge way: it introduced its first regular character. Meet Rory Flanagan, who Brittany thinks is a leprechaun.

This A-lister has a rare disease that's affecting his work. This singer mouthed off about her rival, and these network co-stars are having an affair. Now that is certainly not a rare condition.

Justin Bieber just took another step on the long path to teen pop-star irrelevancy: the paternity lawsuit! And it's a juicy one, too—the woman filing suit claims she took Bieber's virginity, in a bathroom backstage, and gave birth to a baby boy three months ago.

Oh, hello there! I didn't see you come in. Yes, I was just standing here in the driveway with my camel. Yup, with my real life camel standing here in the driveway on any old Tuesday. This is just what happens in Beverly Hills on a Tuesday. That and really sad romances.

This past-her-prime star is desperate enough to let a fellow actor walk all over her. And this reality star wants more marriages than Elizabeth Taylor. Oh, I wonder who that could be? It's so (sarcastically) hard!

Kim Kardashian is getting divorced after only 72 days. That's only two and a half months. Apparently celebrities are especially susceptible to being married for very short periods of time. Here are some that were so short they make Kim's look long, and some that lasted a bit longer and make Kim's look short, sort of like when she'd stand next to her future ex, Kris Humphries.

This TV star is trying to get back into acting by making connections as a drug dealer. This media mogul married a lesbian, and this funny man is a terror on set. Well, at least he can peddle coke if he gets fired.

Rick Perry's favorite movie is Immortal Beloved, the 1994 Beethoven biopic starring Gary Oldman. (Mitt Romney's: O Brother Where Are Thou.) Why Immortal Beloved and not, say, Dead Man Walking? He doesn't explain, so we're welcoming theories in the comments.

Come join James Franco for a James Dean-themed sex-doll orgy-slash-art-project! Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are married... or are they?! And Justin Timberlake has a crush. Saturday gossip is a rebel, Saturday gossip is a rebel, Saturday gossip is a rebel.

This actor and his wife are obsessed with naked ice-skating. This macho actor has a thing for women's panties. And this actor is sleeping with two of his "sisters." It's chilly today—perfect nude ice-skating weather.

The immediate question everyone asked when hearing Dr. Seuss' classic The Lorax would be a full-length movie was how are they going to pad out a tiny book to make a full-length feature? Turns out by adding some Zac Efron and Taylor Swift.

This actor missed being in the delivery room so he could bang a coworker. These reality show husbands are cheating. This tween is doing coke in the bathroom. And this actress is broke. Maybe she should star in a sitcom about an actor cheating on his wife with a coworker?

In the wake of an international scandal in which a toddler was run over and left to die in the street, China's communist government is cracking down on public morals. Step one: banning reality television shows.

This actress thinks a baby bump will get her back in the tabloids. But who will be the father? This actress helps out a stranger, and this famous couple is having trouble on the set. Maybe a baby will help?

This Hollywood figure is begging all her friends to set her up with men. This reality star has a dark secret. And Giada De Laurentiis' blind item reputation finally catches up with her. Good thing she's already married.

Everyone's favorite fantasist has gone and made a stealth film. Also today: Melanie Griffith gets a new gig, so does Jenna Elfman, and E! embarks on a terrible new journey.

Here's a trailer for In the Land of Blood & Honey, a Bosnian War-set drama that marks the writing and directorial debut of world's most famous lips-haver, Angelina Jolie.

Everything these days that isn't about vampires is about fairy tales. There's 18 Snow White movies coming out, that awful Little Red Riding Hood movie no one saw, and two fairy-tale related shows on TV this fall. ABC's Once Upon a Time came a-courting first. Was it a happily ever after or a poisoned apple?