Another day, another wacky survey classifying you based on what TV you watch. This one was done by the new (!) and improved (?) Hollywood Reporter and pertains solely to late night shows. What does your show say about you?

For most of us, July 4th is just a steamy, fading memory. But the cast of Logo's The A-List must relive it again and again as they fight and fuss their way across Fire Island. Oh, what a scene.

Their respective TV networks threatened their jobs so they would keep their lesbian love a secret. This reality star loves coke. These three costars got so high on set they had a threeway. Which one is bragging about it?

Judging by a new lineup of shows, the OWN network is going to be unfortunate. Also today: The Walking Dead performed spectacularly, The Great Gatsby casting mystery continues, and Annette Bening plots her revenge.

Last night's movie-length premiere of AMC's new comic-based series The Walking Dead came freighted with, at least for us, a lot of giddy expectation. Did it deliver? We say yes, in spades.

It's true. We're all sweaty, breathing heavily, and done. Just finished. Fitting that everything came to an end on Halloween weekend. A weekend full of other terrors.

She put on a mask and relived her childhood. This actress hired a bodyguard to keep her husband from cheating. This hip-hopper used to strip for gays, and this reality star is turning tricks. No treat in that!

Boo! On this scaaaariest of weekends, what should you see in the dark? Well, uh, one of those Saw pictures if you like that sorta thing, or a weepy indie, or a Swedish political mystery.

On last night's episode everyone left cushy Beverly Hills for the fuzzy thrills of Las Vegas, that town fueled by money and sweaty desire. It's a glitzy place, but it's a sad place too. And last night was no exception.

Fashion Week has come and gone, the runway collections have been shown, a winner has been chosen, and the losers have been sent home. Now all that's left is the reaction, and what a reaction it is.

Vera Wang recently said she made a lavish gown for celeb and it never got worn—for some reason. This homophobic reality star just got caught with a huge stash of porn—gay porn.

After all these years, we've finally done it. Also today: Tom Cruise has taken up with ghosts, Grace's best friend/property gets a new show, a blogger gets a TV show (ugh), and some movie casting.

He calls his mates "mom" and sucks his thumb after sex. This famous ladies' man's girlfriend got knocked up to snag him and this pregnant celeb is having a test tube baby. Everyone has mommy issues!

Sterling's Gold, the fake memoir self-published by Roger Sterling about the most recent season of Mad Men, is now available for pre-order and will hit shelves November 16th. Between this and the Mad Men Barbie, our Christmas list is full!

We're sorry to say, it's happening. Cult leader, killer, all that. Also today: a movie studio is more powerful than a country, the new Batman movie is just recycling the old title, and Darren Aronofsky loves robots.

Here's a trailer for the James Cameron-produced Australian thriller Sanctum, about a group of daredevil cave explorers who get stuck way under ground after a flood (or something). It looks like your typical cheesy disaster movie.

The latest of Glee's stunt episodes, an adaptation of the cult classic musical The Rocky Horror Picture Show showed up just in time for Halloween, the most cross-dressingest time of the year. Well, it wasn't a total failure.

Remember Avatar, the giant space adventure about how to hair-rape wild animals? Well, hopefully you want more of it, because that's what James Cameron has just agreed to direct, Avatars 2 & 3. Sadly, this means no Cameron-directed Cleopatra.

The British courts are blocking her identity, but her blackmailer is headed to jail. This star was dropped as a weight-loss spokesperson, this '80s costars had a romantic reunion, and the return of Coke Mom.

Poor Ferris has finally snapped and taken to a life of crime. Also today: A show starring a beloved actress is canceled, another show will feature a non-beloved non-actress, and we fantasize about yet another TV show.