Those funny folks at British humor site The Poke have transformed the main characters of Mad Men in the style of the Mr. Men books. They even wrote a whole tale using the characters. It's a one-two punch of nostalgia.

The merry band of marys on Logo's "gay housewives" show The A-List celebrated Gay Pride last night. They did it by bringing everyone in the universe shame with a naked photo shoot, a drama-filled party, and an ugly foot tattoo.

His wife isn't too happy he's been hanging with the boys behind her back. This actress framed a costar for burning an expensive dress, and this Olympian is bedding hordes of girls. Sounds like his life is going, ahem, swimmingly.

Whitney Port commented on the fate of her faux-show The City today: "As of right now it doesn't really look like we're doing it anymore." MTV's previously denied cancellation rumors. If they kill it, can we still hate Olivia Palermo?

No one really knows, so one director, and possibly one actress, are endeavoring to find out. Also today: NBC orders two dubious sounding pilots, Matthew Weiner has a casting change for his first movie, and trouble in New Zealand.

Here's a trailer for Rabbit Hole, the dead-kid drama based on the Pulitzer-winning play by David Lindsay-Abaire. Nicole Kidman steps into the role that won Cynthia Nixon a Tony on Broadway, plus Aaron Eckhart shows up for some moping.

She must have some powerful magic, because her new man is cheating on his boyfriend to be with her. This reality star's husband is stealing, and this talk show host wants to date a rapper. Everyone's turning over new leaves.

Now, the Jackasses still did pretty well. But man oh man, those closed-circuit demon-spirits really walked away with it this weekend. You moviegoers are an ever-trend-consuming tribe, you are. Always on to the next reality TV show-esque movie.

Friday is here, which means movies! It's a fairly quiet week for releases, but let's take a look anyway. Mostly, this week's movies are about g-g-ghossssts! We've got Paranormal Activity 2 and Hereafter, plus a couple of indies.

There was plenty of drama in the first half of Project Runway's "two-part finale," but it was more to do with the designers behind the scenes than the actual clothes. We also saw the cryingingest elimination of all time.

Your mom is lying on the living floor right now, overcome by some amazing lady news. Also today: We have our Bilbo Baggins! Steven Spielberg is directing a new movie about robots. Plus some more bad Mel Gibson news.

It is proven science that the eight guidos involved in Jersey Shore, the most important sociological experiment of our time, are biological mutations. As they leave Miami for good, let's see how the natural world has turned against them.

They're supposedly "just friends" but they sneak off for a quicky in the loo between awards. This star's cats set her trailer on fire and this celeb spread her lover's ashes at Magic Kingdom. From ashes to ashes...

Mel Gibson was slated to take a babystep back into blockbuster films with a cameo role in The Hangover 2. He was cut: Director Todd Phillips says Gibson's role "didn't have the full support of my entire cast and crew."

Hollywood, the most original dream factory in the world, is apparently remaking Paul Verhoeven's marvelous 1990 sci-fi adventure Total Recall, possibly with Colin Farrell in the Arnold Schwarzenegger "Quaiiiddd!!" role. Aw, his face won't look as funny all bulged out.

We've been dreading it for a long time. And now she might get her own TV show. Repent! Also today: Some news about Conan's new show, some news about other TBS shows, some news about Kelly Ripa, and you're Dushku'd.

Here's a teaser trailer for Scream 4, a continuation of the slasher saga that began fourteen long years ago. We're back in Woodsboro and, in addition to the surviving regulars, we're saddled with a whole new cast of youngsters.

Don't get too upset that tonight is the second season finale of Jersey Shore. The reality show's producer reveals that it will return to the air shortly (this January) and promises the next season will be better than ever.

His date canceled when she discovered him talking dirty to another woman. This actor's daughter keeps ruining things on set, and this politician's abortion might be brought up by her opponent. Kids ruin things even if you don't have them.

In that it's about theater camp, the greatest setting for a movie possible. Because songs plus sleepaway camp = correct. Also today: Sandra Bullock works on a mysterious new feature, exciting comedy news, and the possible death of another show.