MTV announced a new slate of scripted movies, several of which are based on the network's reality franchises. With movies based on My Super Sweet 16 and Made in the works, can Jersey Shore be far behind?

She might expose the guy's wicked ways before she hits the A list. This cash-strapped photographer flies first class, this singer trashes hotel rooms, and this actress' former friend is sleeping with her husband. You can't trust anyone these days!

He just might be if rumors are to be believed. Also today: News about three of your favorite NBC shows, Ben Affleck mulls his next directing project, and some small bits of casting.

Just like with troubled school children, the problems of gay housewives start at home. Not only are there design disasters and petty arguments, but secret boyfriends and lies about size. Let's peer into their scary world.

Here's a trailer for Restless, a surprisingly sappy-looking teen romance about a girl dying of cancer who falls in love with a death-obssesed boy who hangs out with the ghost of a Kamikaze pilot. Yeah, it's one of those.

Currently they're playing nice while the divorce is hammered out and the secrets swept under the rug. This musician is trying to ruin his bandmate's marriage by sending hookers to his house. Sorry, that's not an irreconcilable difference.

It just is. Deal with it. Also today: Yet another show ripped from the Twitter headlines, Kate Beckinsale continues her odd career, Johnny Galecki is moving into the big time, and Darren Aronofsky is moving out of it.

What do you do when people you love make really poor decisions? Do you rage against it, cut ties entirely, suffer through it with them? What do we do now that Don Draper made the worst decision of his life?

You gave Jackass 3D so much money it is embarrassing. You gave it more than the next three movies down combined. Good work, you jerks.

She wanted to do something for gay teens but her team convinced her staying in the closet would help her hit show. She could learn a lesson in confidence from this actress, who thinks she's the bee's knees.

Friday is the most exciting day, because it means drinking, yes, but also movies! What should you see? Let's look at six films being released today: Red, Jackass 3D, Conviction, Carlos, The Four-Faced Liar, and I Want Your Money.

And it's gonna be a big one. Also today: Some TV show announcements that will please both nerds and gays, and nerdy gays. The Muppets meet some friends. And the world's sexiest director lands another sexy project.

Last night Mayor-for-Life Michael Bloomberg gave the designers of Project Runway keys to the city. Then they designed things inspired by Gotham. Everything was black: bleak, hopeless, and black.

Here's a trailer for Drive Angry, a movie about an angry man (Cage) who drives back from Hell (seriously) to get revenge on the cult (I think?) who killed his family. This is part of Cage's I'm Still Here, right?

Last night was the series premiere of yet another of Bravo's lady-destroying enterprises, this one set in the formerly classy California neighborhood that is supposedly home to our glitteriest stars. Too bad nothing glittered last night.

The subjects of the most important sociological experiment of our time, Jersey Shore, finally breached the final frontier. When they got to Space, they got into a silly fight, set the world on fire, and were punished by their god.

Her man won't announce her pregnancy until she gets healthy. These two costars are falling in love off set. This celeb will only let paparazzi take her picture if she's all made up. Pretty as a picture, that one.

Don't you think? Isn't it just such a grand a idea? Also today: You guys are all watching terrible TV, the next Twilight movie has a super random cast of vampires, and some misleading news about Sinbad.

Here's a trailer for All Good Things, the long-delayed dramatic thriller based on the real-life story of Robert Durst, the troubled heir to a New York real estate fortune whose wife mysteriously disappeared in 1982. Geez, Gosling, another problem marriage?

Jersey Shore denizen and slutty dress designer JWOWW got paid a boatload of money to tussle with a Snook-alike on a Spike TV wrestling show. Here's a peek at tonight's episode. In two years, this will be her entire career.