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Here's the Random Girl Who Just K.O.'d Half of Young Hollywood

Richard Lawson · 08/16/10 04:41PM

Finally, after months of jostling and competition and speculation, they've gone and cast the lead girl for that buzzed-about Dragon Tattoo movie. Let's never speak of it again. Also today: Clint Eastwood news, X-Men casting, and Angelina Jolie as Marilyn?

Mad Men: Out of Focus Group

Brian Moylan · 08/16/10 12:15PM

Our Mad Men had some big news and small victories as everyone decided between a traditional married life and the adventure of going it alone in a brave new world. Every decision will probably lead to disaster eventually.

It's Official: Men Defeat Women in Gender War

Richard Lawson · 08/16/10 10:19AM

Yeah, it was finally determined this weekend when a bunch of virile, grunting men pummeled not only some chick on a road trip but also her little wimpy sissyboy friend, who wasn't really a man to begin with.

Which Tween Actor Took His Boyfriend to a Gay Strip Club?

Brian Moylan · 08/16/10 09:37AM

That is how he tries to butch up his image! This Oscar winner hired a hooker for a famous director to land a part, and this PR lady is helping her husband out of the closet. Everyone needs professional help.

Project Runway: A Party in Store

Brian Moylan · 08/13/10 02:20PM

Oh what a festive Project Runway! Tim Gunn took everyone to a party store and then he laughed and giggled and cried. If only everyone could be warmed by Grampa Gunn's guffaw. Too bad they all have dark, dark souls.

Jersey Shore: The Battle of the Sexes

Brian Moylan · 08/13/10 12:26PM

You would think the guidos and guidettes of Jersey Shore, the most important sociological experiment of our time, would get along. But no, the relationship between genders is strained and contentious, mostly due to boobs—both real and fake.

Which Actress Is Smoking Crack Before the Red Carpet?

Brian Moylan · 08/13/10 09:32AM

She's so beautiful no one knows that she's hitting the pipe. Seven actresses are vying for a plum role and this couple is telling tales to the tabloids to stay relevant. The hills are alive with the sound of gossip.

Top Chef: They Killed Kenny!

Joshua David Stein · 08/12/10 12:13PM

Oyez! Oyez! Oyez! All persons having interest in Top Chef Season 7 DC, are admonished to draw near and give their attention, for the season is now screening. God save nothing. It's all screwed!

Which Teen Heartthrob Is Biding His Time Before Coming Out?

Brian Moylan · 08/11/10 09:30AM

Once he's a bigger star, he'll introduce the world to his boyfriend. This celeb mocked his girlfriend's onstage performance during the show and this Park Ave surgeon implanted a baby in his coworker. Someone's not keeping the doctor away.

The Great Steve Carell Replacement Experiment Begins

Richard Lawson · 08/10/10 03:27PM

Yes, NBC is sallying forth, trying to figure out what to do with The Office once he leaves. They have some ideas! Also today: Casting news about actors playing singers, descendants of singers becoming actors, and two hunks.

Real Housewives of New Jersey: Venice Is Sinking

Richard Lawson · 08/10/10 01:14PM

On last night's episode of everyone's favorite meatball soup, we traveled to the beautiful, garbage-strewn shores of the native country, mother It'ly. It was a lovely trip. Let me show you all the pictures.

Which Glee Star Got a Tween Queen Blind Drunk?

Brian Moylan · 08/10/10 09:26AM

It was her first time—drinking alcohol, that is. This star is going to extremes to fake a pregnancy, and this actress will shave her head (and dump her boyfriend) for a role. It's all about the right look!