If Les Moonves has anything to say about it, at least. Also today: a disproportionate amount of theatre news involving elves and vampires, that idiot movie casts another idiot, and the woeful tale of D.L. Hughley.

He's gay and she just wants to get famous-er. This star did blow on an amusement park ride (with her kids present) and this actress helped a homeless man get a job and an apartment. She's sweeter than nose candy.

Here's a trailer for Tangled, Disney's terribly titled Rapunzel animated movie musical. The look of the film is inspired by "The Swing," though it's rendered in cold 3D computer animation. This is something of a disappointment.

She lives with both her manager and his wife. This actress got caught getting nasty in the ladies' room—with another lady. A celeb wife has a hard time with her hard-partying hubby. They would do anything for love.

It's true. There will be a Bollywood Hitler movie. Also today: Idiot Paul Rudd's non-idiot sisters are named, everyone's favorite show has been renewed, that Superbad kid just keeps hangin' on, and a great new series begins.

We were too busy eating gelato last night to actually watch The City. However our fictional freelancer Betsey Morgenstern was on the prowl and will bring you all the dirt on her newest nemesis Louise Roe.

Now that we have assessed the Glee finale in the sober light of morning, we are happy to report that it was a near-perfect masterpiece. Let us recount its many memorable moments together. And maybe cry all over again.

Here's a trailer for AMC's upcoming mystery series, about a think tank employee (James Badge Dale) who begins to uncover a conspiracy involving branches of government and big business. It involves four-leaf clovers somehow? Mostly the trailer is just confusing.

She even covered up the birth and adoption of a baby. Another actress is going bald from not eating and this soccer star doesn't want his attention-hogging celeb wife around. Sorry, it's not because she's secretly having his baby.

On last night's episode, Danielle spiraled further into madness while the other wives peered down the well after her. Well, Jacqueline's daughter jumped down in there to chase her, which is never a good idea.

With the news of Gary Coleman's tragic death and the subsequent sad spectacle of his deathbed photos being sold to the media, the world has wondered: What does Gary Coleman's former agent Victor Perillo think about this? At last—answers!

She's trying to bed directors to score parts, but no one is biting. This actress confessed to sleeping with a female pop star, and this reality star has her mom pimping her out. Some professions are older than others.

Looks like coke queen and Real Housewife of New Jersey Danielle Staub could not prevent her sex tape from coming out for long. TMZ reports it is being released June 14th by Hustler. New Jersey ruins everything again.

Did Keanu Reeves Really buy all of the special FX guys on The Matrix motorcycles and drive some rando 60 miles in his Porsche after her car broke down? Reddit has assembled stories of Keanu being extremely nice. [The Frisky]

Sorry, Scarlett! It's just what's going to happen. Also today: some truly frightening Dexter casting, the weirdest movie ever made, and Tom Cruise's Les Grossman might star in his own fucking movie.

As this summer's movie season continues to falter, a third-week runner beat a slew of new releases for the lackluster top spot. A cult-potential sci-fi film disappointed, and Katherine Heigl shot her way to the middle.

Someone needs to house train this lady not to go in the corner of the room. This actor and actress are bristling at their invented relationship. This network star is quite the cad. You can say he pissed people off.

The final episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey began with a tour of Teresa Giudice's $1.5 million mansion. Now she and her husband owe about ten times that much to various people.

They've just found their Hawkeye, so it's just about time to go avengin'. Also today: investigating the mystery of Malin Akerman, some good news about Carrie Fisher, I Love You Phillip Morris is never coming out, and Brett Ratner. Ugh.

He's didn't have sex with the mannequin, but he did (sort of) kidnap her. This fading male beauty is considering butt implants and this big-spending actress won't talk to store clerks. Isn't working retail already punishment enough?