He's afraid his ex-girlfriend will sell the naughty snapshots of him with another dude. This star pushed his famous wife down the stars. This actor swore off all technology so he could play "timeless" characters. Shouldn't his time be up?

Advance tickets for the May 27th opening of Sex and the City 2: A Wrinkle in Time are in high demand already, the Hollywood Reporter tells us. Certain theaters saw more sales for this movie than for Kick-Ass.

Here's a list of every season finale, so you can plan your life around them.

This is a plan that a studio is hatching. Also today: a new hidden camera show promises to delight, Aziz Ansari gets a hosting gig, the volcano continues to define our lives, and Cybil Shepherd would like to wax you.

ABC is dedicating five—yes, five—hours of programming to the show's finale on May 23: a two hour retrospective, the two-hour episode, and then a special all-Lost episode of Jimmy Kimmel at midnight. This thing better not disappoint!

He just likes going to gay nightclubs to watch his friend Charice sing pop songs. Season 7 runner-up David Archuleta was spotted at a club this weekend, igniting ribald speculation across the Twitterverse. So he was forced to "defend" himself.

And by that we mean children murdering people, not the other way around. Also this week: you guys love your dragons, some of you lovey our Miley Cyrus, and others love your gay midget funeral movies.

The white stuff made her a lot friendlier at a recent music festival. This actor has his assistant lend him a helping hand—literally. Another actress has a kid with serious gambling debts. Maybe she should sell some swag.

Are you a member of "Gen Mix?" Are you 25-34? Do you "acquire your sense of optimism and self-confidence from Millennials, and your strong sense of self and security from Gen Xers?" VH1 has a new line-up just for you.

Project Runway is all about vision and delusion. The vision to pit two foes against each other. The delusion they will keep it interesting. The vision to have a finale. The delusion to make it in two parts.

She's about to embark on a very difficult ordeal. Also today: a TV favorite gets a new role, the latest Zac Efron project sounds dangerous, theater news both exciting and terrifying, and bad news for Patton Oswalt.

He even has a lady's name picked out for himself. This teabagging actress is annoying her liberal costars. Another actress traded in her dancer's body for surgically enhanced curves. Oh, there's incestuous threeway orgy too! T.G.I. Blind Items.

It's like the last decade-and-a-half didn't happen! After a fierce back-and-forth between people with lots of money, The Brothers Weinstein—financed by Billionaire Ron Burkle—have bought back the storied Miramax name and catalog.

Vogue's main geigh had more interesting metaphors than ever last night, solidifying his reputation as the greatest thing on America's Next Top Model. Also, a groundbreaking detente and an update on my invitation to take ALT to lunch.

Yay for double elimination! That's how this show should work always. Yes last night two of our dear friends went home and we couldn't be happier with the results. Well, maybe a little.

After purging, she didn't want to wear her dinner on the red carpet. This actress' younger man has two Viagra perscriptions and another actress has a devious gay best friend she's trying to "turn." So many ladies, so many mistakes.

The Sue Sylvester video remake of "Vogue" debuted after Glee last night and it was pretty flawless. We thought we'd put it side-by-side with the original to see how the two stack up.

She's a Brit! Also today: The Onion keeps branching out, some news about movie festivals, Martin Scorsese will now be in 3D, and another TV remake.

This marvel of musical mayhem wants you to think that its first episode this year is about rebirth and reintroduction, but it's really about letting the heart heal after saying goodbye. And what a salve it is!

On last night's gregarious gay Elvis-themed extravaganza, we American idol worshipers were treated to the mentoring stylings of what is perhaps the show's most ludicrous contestant. Adam Lambert, what's your function?