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Lost WTF of the Week: The Two Desmonds

Richard Lawson · 04/14/10 09:35AM

On last night's mystery machine we were focused on a touching Hurley story, but in the end it was another character who came out of the background and shocked us all.

Which Tween Star Is Being Tarted up by Her Own Mom?

Brian Moylan · 04/14/10 09:23AM

We hear implants and a dirty photo shoot are in Mama Rose's plans. This actress had a photo shoot standing next to her babydaddy's girlfriend. This star doesn't want any pictures taken of his overworked staff. Someone call Annie Leibovitz.

HBO Orders More Gumbo In Record Speed

Richard Lawson · 04/13/10 03:16PM

Zatarain's! HBO has already renewed their new drama Treme, which just premiered on Sunday night, for a second season. The president of HBO cites the show's quality, not necessarily its numbers (1.4 million), as the reason. Yay Nola. [THR]

RuPaul's Drag Race: It's a Dishonor Just to Be Nominated

Richard Lawson · 04/13/10 12:10PM

On last night's episode of our gay community theater project, the Final Four had to duke it out over pretend awards. It was the closest to winning an award most of these people will likely ever come.

Glee's Five Best Musical Numbers

Brian Moylan · 04/13/10 11:15AM

The start of the second half of Glee's freshman season starts tonight. There are a million reasons to love this show, but we always come back for the tunes. These are our favorites so far.

Which Super Model Is a Hoarder?

Brian Moylan · 04/13/10 09:17AM

She has snow globes and designer duds stacked to the ceiling. This porn actress needs to get a hip replacement thanks to her heroin problem. This actor is picking up dudes at the gym. Everyone needs a clean up crew.

Jim Carrey No Longer Too Gay for America

Richard Lawson · 04/12/10 02:36PM

It's true. We are finally ready to embrace gay Jim Carrey. Also today: a new miniseries about things exploding in olden times starts to come together, important Gossip Girl news, and the truth about babies.

Conan O'Brien Signs On with TBS

Richard Lawson · 04/12/10 12:04PM

Well, he is very funny. But otherwise, this seems peculiar. Starting in November the jilted carrot top will do a Monday-Thursday 11pm laffer/talker on TBS, pushing George Lopez's little program to midnight. Updated

Long Live Treme

Richard Lawson · 04/12/10 11:06AM

Last night was the premiere of Treme, the new show from The Wire's David Simon set in post-Katrina New Orleans. With all the artsy, smarty expectations placed on the project, how'd it fare? Well, pretty darn well.

Tina Fey Is a Movie Star, Goddammit

Richard Lawson · 04/12/10 10:02AM

Or maybe just her director is? Also this weekend, the kraken marches farther and farther away, Tyler Perry continues to investigate his (non-existent) marriage, and Jay Baruchel might soon become enormous.

Which Actor Likes to Pleasure Himself in His Car?

Brian Moylan · 04/12/10 09:24AM

He can't help it. The GPS voice makes him randy. This actress is embarrassed over a messy poo incident. This actor thinks he lives with a ghost. Another thesbian can't get it up. Maybe he should try GPS.

Project Runway: Circus Freaks

Brian Moylan · 04/09/10 01:18PM

Project Runway is all about vision and delusion. The vision to search for inspiration in the circus. The delusion these people aren't a bunch of clowns. The vision to be confident. The delusion it isn't arrogance.

Jim Carrey Is Too Gay for America

Richard Lawson · 04/09/10 09:37AM

It's true. He just might be. Also today: A Kurt Cobain biopic sounds seriously dreadful, HBO casts two good actresses in two good roles, a teen adventure begins, and some important news about Big Momma's House 3.

Which Actor Is Offering Gay Sex to Keep His Show on the Air?

Brian Moylan · 04/09/10 09:05AM

He's willing to do anything—anything—to please the producers. This reality star will only please people for a price. These rival actresses take no pleasure in working together. Hollywood is a place full of happy endings.