In an episode that the Fox television network would call "riveting," America's favorite gypsy curse gave us a wanly shocking surprise that really opens this game wide open!

Longtime Vogue editor André Leon Talley is the greatest thing about America's Next Top Model and his tenure on the judging table has gotten even more fabulously insane than ever. Also, a proposal for ALT.

His hotness — career hotness — is definitely, um, hottening up. Also today: Harrison Ford will never tire of killing aliens, a new Laura Dern series excites, a new William H. Macy series exhausts (for some reason), and Twilight!

They're pretending to reunite in public, but the truth is a different matter. This actor is covered with bruises thanks to his wife. This famous pair terminated a pregnancy—well, at least she did. Partnership sure is dangerous.

As some sort of gift to Mad Men creator Matthew Weiner, everyone got together for a bit of drunken karaoke. See Betty and Don dance, see Peggy text, see Harry get naked! Oh, those kids are having so much fun.

Remember when Ricky was gay-ish on My So-Called Life and it was sort of a big deal? Well those days are over. There are several gay teen characters currently on the air, and no one's saying boo.

Last night was Beatles night on America's favorite county fair sing-off, because the girls who squealed for them on Ed Sullivan are now grandmothers, so it's OK to karaoke their childhoods.

The beloved actress of yore has landed a new plum role. Also today: an indie movie has an unsettling romance at its center, an '80s horror flick gets a remake, the zombie show finds its lead, and ratings news.

He thinks he is contaminated and won't have sex to avoid fathering freakish fetuses. This actor is holding out for more money or he'll be ditching a hit show. This singer has a randy grandpa. At least someone's getting some!

In last night's masterfully done head-bender of an episode, our old friend Desmond was once again stuck somewhere he wasn't quite sure he belonged.

Once-proud studio Miramax died in January, and Disney is selling off its carcass for pennies on the dollar. But look who might snap it up: The Weinstein brothers, who built the place, and their billionaire pal Ron Burkle!

Two movies and sitcom are tentatively called 'Friends with Benefits.' Which gets the name?

In last night's episode there was a violent game of Assassin, while other people warred with each other in their own way, and, inevitably, something died.

At last, the trailer for the upcoming Angelina Jolie thriller Salt is out. Excitement for the movie is mostly based on the fact that it also features Philly fameball Arthur Kade, who didn't think Angelina was all that, btw.

Just pretend dead, though! Also today: a new, violent-sounding movie starring two non-violent-looking actresses, a great new game show, a movie about legal hookers, and something about the House.

Who said lesbians have to be dowdy, Birkenstock-wearing dogs? This actress has everything the boys want—and isn't afraid to show it off—but that doesn't mean she wants anything to do with boys. Buck those stereotypes, girl!

When Nicollete Sheridan's character, Edie, was killed off Desperate Housewives, everyone had very interesting theories why this happened. Now it appears to have been a classic case of real-life revenge manifested in a fictional kill off.

Well, three of the nerdy ones at least! Also today: Some really fresh ideas from the USA network, a Pushing Daisies favorite finds some work, and Butter continues to churn along.

Here's a trailer for Joel Schumacher's upcoming worst movie ever Twelve, based on the drug-dealin'-teens novel and featuring Gossip Girl actress Chace Crawford, 50 Cent being 50 Cent, and PC from NYC Prep prematurely ejaculating. Sounds great! Looks awful.

HBO's Horatio Alger story for FoHos living in paradise came to a close last night. How did it end? Did they make it? No. They learned that absolutely everyone—themselves included—is a criminal.