We've found at least two being mean to the actor, who wore a hat to last night's Golden Globes presumably to cover hair loss from treatment of his Hodgkin's lymphoma. Also, what did Bill Paxton have to say?

So those Golden Globes guesses we made? Um, not so accurate! As we watched Sandra Bullock collect an award and Downey Jr. sweep in there for a win last night, we started thinking: WTF does this mean for the Oscars?

Last night's Big Love was all about how sad love is. Even when it's happy, it's sad. And when it's sad, it's really sad. Like [SPOILER] weeping at a backyard wedding for all the wrong reasons sad.

If Glee won a Golden Globe for the first half of this season, what honors are adequate after Sue MF Sylvester sings "Vogue" on the all-Madonna episode? My gay heart just exploded. Awesome, dishy spoilers ahoy.

Last night January Jones looked great and behaved well on camera, but behind the scenes she was extolling her admiration for Jersey Shore (love) and leaving an after party with Jeremy Piven (hate). What's the deal?

[The 'Nine' actress at the Weinstein Bros. Golden Globes party; image via Bauer-Griffin]

This couple doesn't keep secrets, so when she found him doing another dude, she and her girlfriend just laughed. Also unashamed, a drunken actress and a star with a sex tape. If they won't keep it quiet, why should we?

In these times of economic woes and terrifying natural disasters, it can be easy to forget what really matters in life: Pretty dresses! So we here Gawker will, as a public service, be providing photos from tonight's Golden Globe awards.

The Golden Globe Awards, Hollywood's second-goldenest night (and certainly its globiest), will go down on live TV this Sunday night. Who will win? Who should win?? After the jump we'll break down the big categories to figure it all out.

Oh finally some fun! After unending episodes of grim cloudy skies and sad rubbery faces, we finally got some Housewives joy last night. I mean, sure there was also fighting and weeping, but there was also laughing. So much laughing.

For the most important sociological experiment of our time, we must observe our seven guidos not only in environments they are comfortable in, but abroad as well. Still, it as in their native habitat where they truly flourish.

OK, he wasn't doing the humpty hump, but he was getting oral from an MTV star in a public restroom. Then there's this actress who stripped for everyone in her manager's office. It's not safe to leave the house.

Well, now that NBC has traveled a few months back in time and given Leno the "Tonight Show" back, they've wasted no time in filling his crucial 10 pm spot: Look forward to Jerry Seinfeld, "Law & Order," and "Parenthood."

For the summer of 2009, we, the President's Council on Physical Fitness and Sports, set up an experiment where the exercise and eating habits of eight young people were observed for a period of time. Here is what we discovered.

We missed this little tidbit yesterday, buried as it was in an Ausiello Files scoopapalooza. But it demands attention! Greek — a warm and witty ABC Family show that we actually like — might get canceled??

Last night our singing carnival wagoned south to the land of red dirt and REM. Georgia was the spot! In the big GA our judges found... Well, not a whole hell of a lot, actually. They found Mary J. Blige.

Tonight FX launches Archer, the latest animated concoction meant to amuse men people far too old to be watching cartoons. All these shows seem the same, but there are really subtle shades of difference that reveal much about their audience.

Thanks to the informant, she recently broke up a date between hubby and a young PA. Another actor shouldn't be trusted and stole jewelry from his ex to regift and a paparazzi is in love with a star. Oh, boys.

Legion's demon-lady who tries to eat the girl from Friday Night Lights has been the thrust of most of that angels-with-guns flick's previews. Because crazy old ladies put butts in seats, guaranteed! Why, they're one of five cheap trailer ploys.